Ok, looks like we are all done - so here we go :
3rd place: Buster Hyman with:
..."These aren't the 'Roids you're looking for..."
2nd place: Toptobottom with:
"Exactly how many of those Viagra tablets did you take soldier?!"
But the winner is.....
Army Mover with:
Now look here, the bloody bayonet has got to be up there somewhere 
Well done to all - cracking efforts as always.
Army Mover - over to you !
