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Old 11th Jul 2015, 06:38
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"Kaptain, weren't supposed to be 3? What happened to the other 2?"
"Burp. Sorry, you were saying...?"
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 06:41
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Orders from Herr Reichsmarschall ... We are to better understand our RAF adversaries by following their customs and traditions ...

Apparently they invite piglets like this to chase around their mess dining rooms before burning pianos ... How are we ever going to win

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Old 11th Jul 2015, 06:53
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Yes, Hitler wants it turned into a bomber ASAP!
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 07:46
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"Looks like a pig, nein? Can you sqveal like a pig, boy?"

(oompah band strikes up the theme from Deliverance).
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 08:04
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Reichsmarchall Goering, what an honour!'
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 08:07
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"Look after Pigger for me..."
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 08:10
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"Ja ... Das unt little pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way home" ... As Herr Hauptmann shakes his left leg vigorously
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 08:46
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"Nein, nein, Herr Fawlty! Eeza hamster!"
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 08:55
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"Little pigs have big ears !"

(Common saying a generation or two ago, meaning: "Be careful what you say in front of the children [or the housemaid], they understand more than you may think !)

Sometimes rendered as: "Pas devant les enfants/la bonne " (on the patronising assumption that the hearer couldn't possibly understand French).
 
Old 11th Jul 2015, 09:00
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Ja, Air Pig is the first pigs to fly 100 missions.





With apologies to Air Pig.
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 09:05
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Ve shall call him Herr Bowyer
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 09:10
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Care for a chukka of pig-sticking after tiffin, Carruthers old chap what, what ?
 
Old 11th Jul 2015, 10:00
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"Those are very fine gloves, mein Kapitan."

"Danke, danke. Made with the very best pig- um..."
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 10:04
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Ve haf vays of making you squeal, you know (snigger snigger).
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 11:09
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Zat'll do Pig, Zat'll do...
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 11:10
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Porco Rosso pictured inspecting the front line...
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 11:12
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When Etappenschwein meets Frontschwein
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 12:39
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The little ****housen has just done a poop in my pocket.
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 17:41
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"Babe" thought this was no way to treat a sheep-pig. Little Bo-peep would soon be needing her to help look for her sheep !
 
Old 11th Jul 2015, 20:08
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I have to carry it as I've already eaten three legs. Tomorrow I go 'the whole hog'.
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