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Old 11th Jul 2015, 21:19
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Piggie thinks: "all this publicity is very fine, but I'm ready for my next meal !"





 
Old 11th Jul 2015, 23:27
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Zis cherman valks into a bar.......
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 23:32
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Vot do you mean, a schweinhund is actually a type of dog? Ze chap at ze petshop didn't say anything about zat!
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 00:33
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No, I said to pose with the Port side of the aircraft dumkoff!
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 01:28
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"How did you get captured ?".........."Well, he huffed and he puffed and he blew my house down !"
 
Old 12th Jul 2015, 02:46
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Few knew that Rod Hull's early career was spent entertaining the wrong troops.
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 05:40
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"I do hope this chap's not a Fallschirmjäger - I've always been afraid of heights ! Perhaps he'll give me a Jägermeister or two first ? I'll need some Holländischer Mut, that's for sure !"

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Old 12th Jul 2015, 05:58
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"Oh, nein ! Gott in Himmel ! That's a Stuka behind him ! That's worse ! Perhaps he'll use me as the bomb !"
 
Old 12th Jul 2015, 10:17
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"I said you get the flour and we'll have a schnitzel"
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 11:50
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"Oh, nein ! Gott in Himmel ! That's a Stuka behind him ! That's worse ! Perhaps he'll use me as the bomb !"
Nein Fritz! Das schwein ist for ze kerplunk siren on ze Stuka!
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 11:52
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What is that manoeuvre you are performing on that piggy there Heimlich?
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 16:17
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As promised, judging before I go away.....it is sad that no-one identified the first award to the Luftwaffe of the "Knights' Cross with Diamonds and Bacon". Also missed was an opportunity to link pilots with the word "Chop"....


However, in 2nd place with Pork Scratchings was Coff with


"Ja ... We start up the ME262 here and once EGT stabilises we can join the PPRuNe BBQ Thread"

But I have to say that the winner is Buster with:


"Nein Fritz! Das schwein ist for ze kerplunk siren on ze Stuka!"


Well done to all who entered!
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 17:07
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NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


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Old 12th Jul 2015, 17:43
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Well played Buster

Great pic Wensley

Commiserations Nutty
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Old 12th Jul 2015, 18:53
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Buster,
Congratulations (and for having the grace to acknowledge my invaluable assistance [#300677]...)

Wensleydale,

'Zounds ! And there was I, all ready with Peppa Pig ! And you'd lowered the boom ! (don't you know that Senior Citizens sleep late ?) Have a good trip ! (But you never know, your a/c might have double flame-out long after V1 - there's efficacy in prayer !)

Danny.
 
Old 13th Jul 2015, 05:27
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Well, I'm flattered! Cheers Wendy!

I do acknowledge Danny's "invaluable" assistance with my success story (to be made into a film starring Tom Cruise as the pig), and to the German language, which I absolutely strangled! (I assume 'kerplunk' is a Germanic term...)

I shall provide a piccy tonight AEST in order to accommodate the Fun Police here at work...aka, Stalag 750!
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Old 13th Jul 2015, 12:13
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Old 13th Jul 2015, 12:35
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Horse..... Last week Mr Putin was my rider, just because I left some manure on the road I've got this dork now.
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Old 13th Jul 2015, 13:33
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With a pothole that size in the road it must be East Sussex ... but I certainly don't recognise the Town
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Old 13th Jul 2015, 13:38
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"MI6 Priority Broadcast to all Field Agents ... Mission Scrubbed, I say again Mission Scrubbed ... They are all wearing Red Carnations"
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