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[Buster Hyman]

Moose: "Adjust Fire. Direction 2500, add 100, left 150, Danger close, out." Christ, what training do these Elves get?

[Pontius Navigator]

Why do they always pick on me to do Stag?

[Danny42C]

"Never had this carry-on when I was posing for Landseer !" Monarch of the Glen ...

[Arm out the window]

Perhaps he wasn't as famous as King Kong, but Sultan Stag was about to distinguish himself by wasting a whole flight of annoying aeroplanes with one flick of his mighty antlers.

[Danny42C]

“C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas la guerre.”

[jwcook]

Bambi's revenge.

[Danny42C]

"Must have input the wrong co-ordinates - Syria's thataways !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

NZ's hunting guides would go to extraordinary lengths to ensure their clients went home with a decent trophy head.

[CoffmanStarter]

"Tally Ho!" ... Oh give us a break ... it's a Deer not a so****g Fox

[Martin the Martian]

After being put out to pasture by Santa's new technology, Rudolf watched as they flew overhead, and swore that one day revenge would be his.

[Danny42C]

"Look what you've done to my sleigh ! - and it was only on "Third Party!"

[Pom Pax]

Just you wait fly boys come Christmas eve I'll drop my load down your chimneys.

[Danny42C]

" You might have waited till I put my tin hat on before you dropped your load !"

[NutLoose]

Nooooo.... it can't be Buster, it's got a horn on...

[Danny42C]

"L'après-midi d'un ex-faune", perhaps ?

[NutLoose]

[Danny42C]

"If yer knows of a better 'ole, go to it !"

(with apologies to Bruce Barnsfather and "Old Bill").

[Hempy]

^ or, 'Get the Buck-in-'ere!'

[Danny42C]

"Don't they know that this is a Site of Special Scientific Interest ?"

[Arm out the window]

Send in your filthy Hurricanes all you like, English scum, but as Commander in Chief I tell you, Stag Nation will never surrender!