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I wish he'd get rid of those flowers, they're not doing my neigh fever any good.
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"I thought they said if I bring some flowers, i'd get some whores for the night"
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The reality of Putin's austerity cuts had finally reached the Russian Army, no more sweeping across the north German plain with battalions of tanks, now it was a horse and two milk floats.
Avoid imitations
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"No, it's not Lady Godiva - I just said "Gawd, Ivor!"
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Fall back, there's no Crime 'ere
The Rich are Getting Richer, part 94.
Interflora now offer a Valentine's Day Special 12 Carnations, a cavalryman, stallion, marching band and crowd of 20,000 for a very reasonable $125,000
plus tax.
Interflora now offer a Valentine's Day Special 12 Carnations, a cavalryman, stallion, marching band and crowd of 20,000 for a very reasonable $125,000
plus tax.
Dear Jesus, thank you for listening to my prayers.
But when I requested a knight in shining armour I actually had other ideas, and I didn't expect you'd take me so literally...
But when I requested a knight in shining armour I actually had other ideas, and I didn't expect you'd take me so literally...
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Coff leaves the ball riding on Busters date and carrying the flowers he gave to her.