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Old 29th Jun 2015, 13:22
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Loadmaster to Captain ... 'The Elsan has moved again'
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 13:23
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Damn! The diet hasn't worked!
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 13:25
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When I said "Rotate", what I meant was.....
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 13:26
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Bit late on the roundout there, Hoskins!

(in before Buster )
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Normally speaking Bloggs a Great Circle Track is the shortest distance from A to B ... So let's plan that final leg to Australia again
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"No Bloggs. You have not passed your IRT!"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 13:29
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"Hello Waddington Tower - the concrete on the new runway has not set yet".
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Nosedive? Watch this!!
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 13:30
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Chocks ... What Chocks ?
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 14:08
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Memo to all crews: Use of the Caption Competition is strictly forbidden during short finals when the subject matter contains scantily clad females!
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 14:09
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Well? How else am I supposed to see the taxiway markings in this fog?
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 14:09
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Ohhh Loadmaster......
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 14:10
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Hello Darlin'...what brings you running into the cockpit like this?
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 14:54
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I told you not to leave the bl@@dy camera there
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 15:08
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 15:11
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"Is that the Skipper at the cockpit door?"
"Yeah, and he don't look 'appy"
"Why's that?"
"Well 'e was on the Elsan down the back"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 15:17
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"Skip, The Nav says he's picking up a lot of ground clutter on the radar"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 15:21
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"It's no good, we're going to have to offload some of the pies from the fwd galley"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 17:02
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When I says WHOA, I means WHOA !...........ummmm...never mind
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 17:04
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This is what happens when you end up rushing to the gate because you didn't go before the the flight
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