Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 22nd Jul 2015, 22:20
  #30901 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,012
Received 53 Likes on 27 Posts
Mother & child reunion at the Golden Dragon restaurant.
Hydromet is offline  
Old 22nd Jul 2015, 23:55
  #30902 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
(Salami to Kitten):

"......"As you are now, so once was I.....As I am now, so will you be.....!"

(common on old tombs in English country churchyards - wipes the smile off a visitor's face !)
 
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 00:17
  #30903 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,487
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Well, you almost got the Ecky Thump right, but it's not a Funky Kitten you idiot!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 08:17
  #30904 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,561
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes on 30 Posts
Wander....
Your "You want to take the picture of the Madonna with big boobies out of the sausage and put it in the pussy..................(with apologies to 'Allo, 'Allo)


You also forgot to apologise to me for my previous post No 30834.


Come on Chaps....there is a significant trend of plagiarism over the last few weeks!!
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 08:51
  #30905 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: France
Age: 80
Posts: 6,379
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Wensleydale - my sincere apologies - I had not seen your post - great minds think alike - mine (which I will delete) came from having played "The Colonel" in an amateur production of the play
Wander00 is offline  
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 08:56
  #30906 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: France
Age: 80
Posts: 6,379
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Is that "I'm sorry I have'nt a clue"? Well this will sort out your "Mornington Crescent" game
Wander00 is offline  
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 12:12
  #30907 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Nutty ...

Gentlemen ...

I'm very pleased to say our good friend, Nutty, is now at home and resting after a bit of 3rd Line Servicing.

Take time to fully recover Nutty ... glad to see you back

Best ...

Coff.

Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 23rd Jul 2015 at 12:35.
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 12:22
  #30908 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,895
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Excellent news!


"cat One, meet Cat 5!"

p.s. I assumed it was my job as judge to check for duplicated captions, and that any similar captions were judged purely on humour. So (with exceptions for serious messages of support) can we stick to all posts being captions, because arguments aren't funny?
Fox3WheresMyBanana is offline  
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 16:41
  #30909 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"If that thing gets out of its straitjacket, we're all in trouble !"
 
Old 23rd Jul 2015, 22:25
  #30910 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,487
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Yes, good news indeed for Nutty. I hope it was a legitimate MRO...

Fox. The way I see it, and have always understood it, is that the Judge runs through the entries & picks his/her favorite. If it is duplicated, or a variation on someone else's theme, the original poster gets the chocolates. Invariably, many minds think alike...you know, a thousand Monkeys with a thousand keyboards etc...

Where legitimate angst occurs is when the Judge inadvertently misses the fact that they've awarded the prize to the person who put it up second. But, at the end of the day, it's designed to be a little bit of fun on the forum. As far as I know, there's no genuine prizes (if there have been, forget all the above because I'll friken blow a gasket!!!)
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 24th Jul 2015, 05:59
  #30911 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: UK
Posts: 4,334
Received 80 Likes on 32 Posts
Said in a Finnish accent...

"Ok, Tiddles, if you want to be the Squadron cat*, for this you have to take the Squadron sausage...it is the tradition."

* there are, of course, absolutely no Squadron innitiation ceremonies as that would be against policy.

LJ

PS. Welcome back Nutty. I hope the retorquing of your nut wasn't too painful and you make a speedy recovery.

Lima Juliet is offline  
Old 24th Jul 2015, 16:16
  #30912 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Shouldn't that class as an Offensive Weapon ?"
 
Old 25th Jul 2015, 05:25
  #30913 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: QLD - where drivers are yet to realise that the left lane goes to their destination too.
Posts: 3,338
Received 182 Likes on 75 Posts
I'm not sure who looks more nervous: the kitten or the guy holding it.

............

Ancient Finnish delicacy: Fermented herring gut sausage. (Lick cat's a*se afterwards to get taste out of mouth).
Traffic_Is_Er_Was is offline  
Old 25th Jul 2015, 05:57
  #30914 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,487
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Don't offer it the sausage yet! Let me gain its trust first...
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 25th Jul 2015, 05:58
  #30915 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"If that's the chrysalis, I don't want to be around when the adult comes out !"
 
Old 25th Jul 2015, 08:10
  #30916 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,561
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes on 30 Posts
Due to defence cuts, the 101st Schwere Panzerabteilung will no longer be equipped with Tigers.
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 25th Jul 2015, 19:05
  #30917 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"If our guard-cat doesn't frighten 'em off, use the rubber truncheon on 'em !"

Last edited by Danny42C; 25th Jul 2015 at 19:06. Reason: Typo !
 
Old 27th Jul 2015, 15:45
  #30918 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,937
Received 2,851 Likes on 1,219 Posts
So we stuff it with the garlic sausage then grill it for 15 mins turning occasionally.
NutLoose is online now  
Old 27th Jul 2015, 15:49
  #30919 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne
Age: 54
Posts: 1,511
Likes: 0
Received 3 Likes on 3 Posts
"I'll operate on your kitten. After all, I cured this horse!"
Tashengurt is offline  
Old 27th Jul 2015, 16:30
  #30920 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,895
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts


Tonight we decide who gets what....

That's information, not a caption.
Fox3WheresMyBanana is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.