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Old 17th Jul 2015, 07:34
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Nutty ...

Gentlemen ...

I received a brief message yesterday evening from Nutty informing me that he had been taken in to Hospital. I hope he won't mind me using engineering terms ... but it seems he's suffered some mild 'flutter' with his hydraulic pump.

He asked me to let the regular CapComp Crew know that he won't be joining us for a while. Hopefully he'll let me know which Hospital he's in, whereupon I'll send a card on behalf of all of us if that's OK with everyone.

I believe he has a phone/iPad ... but it's probably wise to let him rest and not send him PM's. We might see his 'green light' on from time to time ... so I guess a few messages posted here would be acceptable to the Mod's before Buster calls the winner this week.

If I hear any further news I will keep you all posted.

Nutty ... If you read this ... Do exactly as the Doc's say and take your time to recover fully. We all want you back fit and well ... If only to keep Buster in order !



Coff.

PS. Nutty your PM inbox appears full ... so you won't be able to receive further PM's.
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Old 17th Jul 2015, 07:40
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Best wishes Nutty. Let the docs tighten that loose nut. See you soon
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Old 17th Jul 2015, 08:22
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All the best to Nutloose. here's to a speedy return to good health and to the pages of PPrune
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Old 17th Jul 2015, 08:38
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Best wishes, get well and out again soon, Nutty!

Was it my last caption that made you laugh too hard? Sorry about that...
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Old 17th Jul 2015, 09:33
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A crowd of 40,000 arrives to bring Nutty flowers in hospital. Garages across the country leave nuts loose in his honour.



*Get well soon,mate!
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Old 17th Jul 2015, 14:57
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Nutty, get well soon - we'll all be waiting for you when you get back.

Loctite's the stuff !

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Old 17th Jul 2015, 16:35
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Stupid boy, get off. It is supposed to be a naked princess, and you are neither
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Old 17th Jul 2015, 17:49
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Dobbin (thinks): "I'd sooner be back on the milk round - I used to get the odd apple or lump of sugar most mornings !"
 
Old 18th Jul 2015, 01:05
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Right-o! Weekend is here, and time for a new piccy so I can watch the Poms get the living suitcase beaten out of them and can take the opportunity to catch up to Nutty in the PC...(get well soon you Dad-Joke expert you!)

Coming in 3rd with the "Perfect Segway" award is...Martin with:
"Nazi sergeant give me nice flowers, but officer didn't want to swap horse for pig. Wouldn't fit in aeroplane."
In second with the "Greg Norman award" is ...Coffman with:
Messrs Clarkson, Hammond and May begin filming their new East European TV show ... 'Top Steed'
And this weeks winner of the "Brave New Russia" award is.........Hydromet with:
Cossacks today aren't what they used to be.
Over to you...
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 02:13
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Why, thank you Buster, what a thrill to join such esteemed company. I shall attempt to post a suitable photo shortly.

Nutty, I shall re-read your book in the hope that it makes you feel better.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 03:38
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As I'm unable to post photos, would you please gallop to the rescue on your white steed, Coffman.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 11:44
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Hydromet ...

Well played

If you like ... I'll gladly help you post a picture. Drop me a PM with your eMail address and I'll send you a crib sheet that has helped many with this Black Art

Failing that ... I'll gladly post a pic ... Which you could then judge.

Let me know ...

Best regards ...

Coff.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 12:11
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Hyrdomet ...

Pic Posting Crib Sheet sent/with you

Coff.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 12:46
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Thanks Coff, we'll see how this goes.

Continuing the theme...
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 12:48
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Sir Ringalot.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 12:53
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Hello HQ, sorry to report the advance has stalled.....Why?.....Um..I think it's gone to sleep.
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:12
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"Sarge? Yes, I can confirm that the time machine works - now where's my bunch of carnations?"
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:12
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No...I said carry out "Night Surveillance".
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:13
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What do you mean by "Reverse the Charge"? He only goes forwards!
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Old 18th Jul 2015, 13:15
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Defence cuts at the Blues and Royals meant small changes for their armoured company.
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