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I've had my suspicions about you for a while Walkovski. Polish Air Force my arse! I don't think you're even a real pilot. Quick now, tell me what's written on this glove!
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
OK Pal you lucky chappie, you sniffed that one out by a whisky, let's see if you can bounce Sprat next time and win a lot.
"Yes Sir, but I always carry my doggie bang with my lucky gravy bones."
"Yes Sir, but I always carry my doggie bang with my lucky gravy bones."
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"...and the difference between a dog and the wife? Lock them both in the boot of your estate car for four hours and then see which of them is really pleased to see you when you return"!
Well Cadet, I think the boffins may have discovered why you are having such difficulty manipulating the controls. You see this thing on my hand. Apparently it's called an "opposable thumb".
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How did it go down the range Rover?
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I said you land Rover
Yah yah yah, explain all you want pilot officer the truth is I was sniffing your ass during the whole dog fight !
I guess you are right Pilot Officer, my roll over and play dead act didn't work....
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"Well, I said I wouldn't believe it until I saw it, but it's true, a career in the Services has indeed gone to the dogs"
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"Damn and I thought the growler on the sidewinder was a software thing"
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Steady, he's just going to flip the canine release, I'll catch you.
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