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Old 16th Jan 2017, 13:55
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"Ah - but does it vibrate, Mavis ?"
 
Old 16th Jan 2017, 13:59
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"Size isn't everything !"
 
Old 16th Jan 2017, 14:42
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Well the chaps have their field gun competition, so......
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Oh Wander. .
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"Seems we've got to have it ready-lit and smoking when Mr Churchill arrives."
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 15:11
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Officer at the back " well this should be good, turn comming up"
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"I hear we're having a VIP visitor tomorrow, but I've forgotten his name."
"Look forward, Betty..."
"Oh, I remember now - it's Prince Albert coming."
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:01
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The Marrow Song ?
♫...." Oh, what a beauty ! I've never seen one as big as that before"... ♫
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:01
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"It's very hush-hush, but I'm told the reason this is so heavy is because it contains our new aircraft carrier, to operate alongside HMS Invincible."
"Oh, what's it called?"
"HMS Inflatable."
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:09
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"He said it was his First Field Dressing, but now I'm not so sure...What do you think, Gwen ?"
 
Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:27
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"The armourer said we needed to handle it gently in case it went off. "

"Funny, that's what he said to me round the back of the NAAFI last Saturday night! "
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:29
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"This will make her bum look big"
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:32
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Originally Posted by Danny42C
"He said it was his First Field Dressing, but now I'm not so sure...What do you think, Gwen ?"
"Dunno, Peggy - the Commodore's other package is marked 'vacuum pump', so I think we'll have to ask him to expand on that."
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:36
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...."More than a little is by much too much"....


(Henry IV Pt.1)
 
Old 16th Jan 2017, 16:45
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.... "And all the more it seeks to hide itself, The bigger bulk it shows."...

(The Tempest, Act 3 Scene 1)
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Its going to where the sun don't shine !!
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Its mating season- hurry up now !
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Old 16th Jan 2017, 19:47
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I've wired it up to this trolleyacc girls. Just wait till it starts vibrating, you won't be disappointed.
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If you think this is big wait and see the size of the batteries needed to get it throbbing
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