Caption competition

[SASless]

Obama placed restrictions on the US Military limited the choice of weapons which could be used in Kinetic Operations.




We went from the Department of War to the Department of Defense....anyone care to guess what the new Obama name for the uniformed mafia shall be?

[Tashengurt]

Tracey had expected more when they said they'd opened the SWAT team to female applicants.

[Tashengurt]

Some took 'no fly zone' a bit too literally

[Buster Hyman]

Finally! They found the Weapon for Mass Infestation!

....

Soldier: "Oh...I thought he said Bug out!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

After her tank parking left the CO's car just a teensy bit flattened, Betty Sue was assigned to Air Defense duties.

[Champagne Anyone?]

You want cheese with this??

[Buster Hyman]

Rushed to the Front Line in Iraq was the Mk. I Shoe Deflector, as approved by Pres. Bush.

[ACW599]

Lily Allen's return to pop music began with a rather unusual video.

[toptobottom]

'Oh sorry - I thought you said "Get my swat out for the boys!!"'

[PingDit]

Miss Sin was confident that her 'behind' the scenes employment would make great returns.

[toptobottom]

" Well, it's not too bad. You really need fishnets to stop them completely..."

[622]

Trooper Miggins regretted having the mess vindaloo before deploying...but not as much as the crew below

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Pay attention 008. I know what it looks like, but if you press this button on the handle it instantly turns into a burka; very handy!

[toptobottom]

McDonalds opens its new mobile restaurant in Benghazi

[Buster Hyman]

Lucy was gutted. She'd broken her last "Obama 09" clapper.

[Rather be Gardening]

With the news that under-10s had been cleared to use shotguns, teachers decided to ensure that the odds weren't stacked against them.

[Roadster280]

If Little Johnny was going to cause trouble at school while Mom's at work, his ass was going to glow when she got home.

[Buster Hyman]

Don't ask, don't tell...but don't make it bluddy obvious!

[Mend em]

Betty Sue wasn't completely sure, but she seemed to remember that the mine detector in training had a much longer handle.

or

'All together now, I'm a pink fly swat you're a blue fly swat.. come on boys you're not joining in'

[Captain Radar....]

Billy Joe couldn't really see why there was so much fuss about enforcing the no fly zone, it wasn't that difficult, especially for a SWAT team.............