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Old 10th Jul 2015, 21:10
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Yah... I practise ze bagpipers, for vhen ve take Scotoland
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 21:15
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Swinehund!
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 21:20
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"Bloody stackers, ze only had von brown pigskin glove in stock, so they gave me a kit for ze other von..."
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 21:37
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"Bloody Stackers, ze ver out of ze homing pigeons, so they gave me this"
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 21:57
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Airman on left: "What have you got there?"
Piglet: "I don't know. It started off as a wart on my arse."
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:00
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"Fritz, mein Schatz! You shouldn't have...."

"Actually, Herr Hauptmann, the flowers are for the pig..."

"...OK. Seems like a fair swap!"
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:02
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"Well if you're not my blind date, one of us is telling porkies.."
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:03
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"Ah Feldwebel, are we expecting some ladies tonight?"

"I was Sir, but it seems they've just cancelled."

"Oh vell; Stuffed Pork again, I guess. I think it's your turn"
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:07
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Yes, for my birthday, my groundcrew gave me some flowers and this strange looking little puppy. They say it is a French Dachshund.
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:14
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"What's with the pig sir?"
"How else does on carry ones apple?"
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:18
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It's the latest thing from America, they call them Spiderpigs
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:32
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"I vas hoping to take him to market, but unfortunately it seems he is going vee vee vee all ze way home."
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 22:51
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So little pig, house of bricks 0, Luftwaffe 1.
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Old 10th Jul 2015, 23:00
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It's no use looking smug mein kapitan, zer little porcine bastard has shat right down zer back of your battledress...

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So Willie, now you finally understandt how we achieve zer terrifying Schtuka howel, ya?
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 00:01
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"Der Schäferhund Akadamie hat no more Hunde. Will this do instead ?"
 
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So, Fritz, hier ist unser secret weapon. Herr Reichsmarschall hat gesagt dass wir ein Spitfire Squadron haben können "when pigs fly".

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Old 11th Jul 2015, 02:57
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Herman received flowers for being runner up in the What to bomb ISIS with competition.
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The Mother of all Boars had some growing up to do...
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Old 11th Jul 2015, 05:14
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