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Old 26th Jun 2015, 16:54
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It's alright Chief, they won't go off, I'm wearing my reflective H and S belt, so we're safe.
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 17:34
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These were only 28 pounders until Gladys "brought them on".

Trouble is, as soon as she goes off shift, they shrink back down again
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 17:44
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Glad to see everything here is satisfactorily stacked Chief ... Carry on ...
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 17:58
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This 'Ford', is in fact a Dodge...
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 18:00
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"If there's a trunnion band on that bomb, where's the spike ?"
 
Old 26th Jun 2015, 18:45
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Bomb to mates behind,
........... you will never believe who I had on my back today

............ and when the photgrapher asked for volunteers, you thought I was mad


............ and you called ME dumb
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 19:06
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Mohammed wasn't sure the story about the 72 virgins was true, so he packed one of his own just to be on the safe side...



And yes, in the tradition of "reduce, reuse, recycle", it's my effort for a similar (or indeed perhaps even the same) picture from some years ago. If it wins, PM me, I don't look in here too often...
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 20:36
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When the Stars & Stripes photographer found that the Texas ANG Intelligence Officer was Slim Pickens's grand-daughter, he knew he had the c̶u̶m̶ money shot.
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 21:19
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Best bomb rack I've ever seen!
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 22:06
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"Is it a Deep Penetration Bomb ?"
 
Old 26th Jun 2015, 22:15
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"Nooo, I said cluster fu......."
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 22:28
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 23:18
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Hoskins, you idiot. The B in MOAB is for Bomb. What on Earth has gotten into you?
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 23:22
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"No", I said, "We need a Bomb Winch - not a Bomb Wench !"
 
Old 26th Jun 2015, 23:37
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If that halter top had been camo, I'd never have noticed. Honest.
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Old 27th Jun 2015, 00:27
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(Guards Drill Sergeant):

"You're on a fizzer for 'Being Idle on a Bomb', airwoman !"
 
Old 27th Jun 2015, 02:05
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Using the LUG on an UXB for an IUD was asking for an IED

But Cyntia was glad for any protection from being blasted into maternity by a Guided Muscle.

Or

Cynthia's talent for screwing in the Lug nuts proved amazing to watch, and quite scary as well.
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Old 27th Jun 2015, 02:22
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Jenny was very shy and avoided eye contact whenever possible.
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Old 27th Jun 2015, 04:43
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Promotion in todays military is based solely on merit, confirmed Col. Trixie Coksucher, CO of the 4895th Munitions Replenishment Company, shown here during a recent deployment.
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Even with dozens of camera's all around they still couldn't figure out how the 1000lb'rs were being smuggled out.
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