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Old 1st Mar 2015, 22:09
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"It's for the Army gay rights parade float"
"It's a bit limp isn't it"
"precisely"
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Old 1st Mar 2015, 22:10
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IKEA won the MBT competition..
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Old 1st Mar 2015, 22:18
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"Ok so it's cost £1billion, is over budget and late, but do you not think the new BAe stealth tank contract has lost something in its development.?"

"Ahhh you mean it's operation capacity, well, we have thought about that and are working with the MOD to issue a new £5billion contract to address those failings"
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Old 1st Mar 2015, 22:52
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"Bad case of Brewer's Droop, I'd say ! "
 
Old 2nd Mar 2015, 00:14
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It'll be OK once we give it a wipe down with oil of Viagra...
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I got PVR'd out so I know exactly how it feels.
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 00:23
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Yes, we did call it Buster, because it has potential. Our last one, the Nutty, only had a .50 Cal on it...

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Quick, ask Nutty if we can borrow his 'Swedish' pump?
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 04:23
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Sorry Sarge, that's as full as we can get it, the boss was round earlier and took all the hot air.

P1
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 04:49
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Well y'see, he was out playing games with his mates - when along came an A-10.
I think it may have pricked his ego.
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 05:18
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Don't see many Snow Leopards around these parts...
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 07:07
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The brigadier ordered it after seeing "50 Shades of Grey".
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Jeremy Clarkson unveils the new decoy vehicle for Top Gear's next expedition to Argentina.
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 09:03
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"Cameron's ordered 100, they're dirt cheap and they say they have found a way to manipulate the figures so they show up on the British Armies strength."
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 12:26
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Tommy the Tank was left feeling rather deflated after the latest round of defence cuts. The Fat Commander had told him he will spend the rest of his days on a concrete plinth outside Tidworth barracks
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 12:37
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 12:40
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Wait until it sneezes and I'll treat it for a common cold
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Give it a good rodding through ... that usually works
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Yep ... Fill em up with Helium and tether them down the West Coast at 30,000 feet ... That'll put the fear of Chi$t up the next Russian Bear Crew
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In this scene, Yogi and Boo-Boo climb in the tank, Yogi lets one 'rip' and inflates the tank..... Mr Spielberg!!! Your a genius!!!!
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