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Bombs? What bombs?
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Things that go "Bang" in the Night.
Buster: Broadchest, Danny Boy, fivebyfive, come in !
Hempy,
One of the best ! Now, to save myself trouble and time, you might as well have this lot in one bunch:
"This one will go down a Bomb !"
"Never was horse that cain't be rode - Ride her, Cowgirl !"
"There was a young lady of Riga/Went for a ride on a Tiger/They ended the ride/With the lady inside/And a smile on the face of the Tiger".
(not really apposite, but I thought I'd put it in, anyway)
"When it starts ticking - it's time to start running !"
The Bomb Disposal Squad couldn't believe their luck !
"Sarge, the Captain says one of these on one wing will upset the trim too much. Can he have another of the same for the other wing to balance it up ?"
"Look what the MU at Faulds have sent us with this last delivery ! Put in a Demand for another lot right away, Corporal !"
"Chiefy in Armoury says this won't fit in bomb bay, Sir. Can we take this mod off and see if we can find another use for it ?"
Hempy,
One of the best ! Now, to save myself trouble and time, you might as well have this lot in one bunch:
"This one will go down a Bomb !"
"Never was horse that cain't be rode - Ride her, Cowgirl !"
"There was a young lady of Riga/Went for a ride on a Tiger/They ended the ride/With the lady inside/And a smile on the face of the Tiger".
(not really apposite, but I thought I'd put it in, anyway)
"When it starts ticking - it's time to start running !"
The Bomb Disposal Squad couldn't believe their luck !
"Sarge, the Captain says one of these on one wing will upset the trim too much. Can he have another of the same for the other wing to balance it up ?"
"Look what the MU at Faulds have sent us with this last delivery ! Put in a Demand for another lot right away, Corporal !"
"Chiefy in Armoury says this won't fit in bomb bay, Sir. Can we take this mod off and see if we can find another use for it ?"
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"For the last time, will you stop doing that, the rest of them have already gone rusty"
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With Nutloose's initials painted on the bomb, Debbie knew she just had to get astride this one.
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Eheu, fugaces........
Coffman Starter,
Trouble is: Danny comes from a bygone generation, and "Men give good advice when they grow too old to give bad example" (La Rochefoucald).
Seriously, it would be nice if the young lady could be given sight of this Thread (can anyone fix it - through the Agency, perhaps ?) We might even gain a recruit on PPRuNe. Too late for me, though ! (Don't think Mrs D. would approve !)
D.
Trouble is: Danny comes from a bygone generation, and "Men give good advice when they grow too old to give bad example" (La Rochefoucald).
Seriously, it would be nice if the young lady could be given sight of this Thread (can anyone fix it - through the Agency, perhaps ?) We might even gain a recruit on PPRuNe. Too late for me, though ! (Don't think Mrs D. would approve !)
D.
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Dear ISIS terrorist
When this bomb blows you to bits you can take comfort that some lady love was smeared all over it
When this bomb blows you to bits you can take comfort that some lady love was smeared all over it
