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Old 29th Jun 2015, 17:07
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Training Evaluation Report Summary:

Prince Charles had some minor difficulties with maneuvering the aircraft on the ground, but is in all respect ready for his aircraft command qualification.
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 17:34
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"Who do you think you are Bloggs, the bloody Pope?!"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 17:37
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Bloggs had not quite mastered the finer points of the shutdown checks.
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 18:18
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"Tower to Fudpucker 491, you are badly broken, say again?"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 18:31
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Right Bloggs ... Let's try and apply opposite rudder and the pushing of the nose forward, until rotation stops, a bit earlier next time
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 19:55
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The Battle of Hastings Re-enactment Team found that their Nose-Protectors were not fit for purpose.
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 20:52
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"Aye sir, you're right, it is a ten bob note"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 20:55
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"There. see, I told you that you had flat spotted the tailwheel on that last circuit"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 21:06
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More Hastings less speed eh, Hoskins?
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 21:17
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Yes, of course I got a government grant, art like this doesn't come cheap. The juxtaposition of aircraft and ground is symbolic of my quest to find myself, and of man's fundamental inhumanity to man ... hey, where are you going? I haven't finished yet!
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 21:28
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ISIS' attempt at putting together an aircraft fleet suffered a setback when they insisted that all their runways had to point towards Mecca.
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 21:29
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A CrashOb will immediately be made whenever:

1. it is apparent that an incident has occurred or

2. ATC request one.
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 21:30
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"Seeing as you like your nose so close to the ground, Bloggs...you're being posted - to a Bloodhound squadron!!"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 22:39
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Hey guys... Skipper wants to know if you've got a smaller tail strut?
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 22:41
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Well, what do you expect? The NIGL has fallen over & we were only following gate procedure...
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 22:44
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To avoid unpleasantness, steer clear of the wet patch.
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:00
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"Ahhh, another of your tall tales to tell in the bar Hoskins"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:03
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"It was the ILS Sir, it wasn't working"
"It hasn't been invented yet Scroggings"
"And your point is?"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:06
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It's the new Ryan Air promotion, the first 50 on board, fly for free"
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Old 29th Jun 2015, 23:16
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"Yes AVM, Joint operations are all well and good, but I question the wisdom of putting a submarine captain in a cockpit and shouting dive"

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"Nose down arse up" isn't an instruction.

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Accident report:-

"I was momentarily distracted by some bird sitting on a bomb"

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The pole for the new gate guardian was woefully inadequate.


.......

moments after the incident the finger pointing started


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The Mystery of who ate all the pies was finally solved!
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