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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 17:07
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"Well, it said: 'requires simple home assembly'. Why won't it work ?"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 17:11
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Will it still give approval for the new curtains for my quarter?
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 17:59
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Not a joke, but Arthur (Boots) Giffiths on the left and Wallace Kyle seated. The tote is I think a combined BMEWS, SAC, and Bomber Command alert and readiness tote. Wensleydale wasn't that far out. Boots next tour was as OC Waddington.
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 18:02
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PN...The model Vulcan was the giveaway!
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 18:11
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"Gentlemen. I give you the BAe doorbell 2000."
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 18:42
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"I think it Tells Your Weight, Sir !"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 18:43
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"Why don't we have a Competent NCO to work this thing ? - can't expect us to operate it, what, what !"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 18:46
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BAe tells me it's cutting edge and by running it on Windows 3 they say it will be hacker proof.
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 18:48
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"No, Carruthers - I think it's telling us that the Natives are Restless Tonight".
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 18:54
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"The awfully nice chappy from BAe called it Skynet or some silly name like that and told me it's a self learning system, he muttered something about it becoming self aware at about 02:14 am Eastern time"


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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 19:08
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"We'd been having a bit of a problem with staff reliability lately - so, I'd like you to meet Group-Captain HAL."
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 19:09
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"The Manual says it can give you the Test Score - but I can't find the page !"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 19:18
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"Keep trying, old chap. Unless it stops at four cherries before the end of this financial year, we'll have to can another three squadrons"
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 19:49
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Forfar Athletic 2, Queen of the South 2.
Bloody Hell, sir, you've got eight score draws - get on the phone to Littlewoods, quick!
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 20:01
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 20:06
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Yes I have told support all it says is, "Nothing could possibly go wrong..go wrong..go wrong..go wrong

At last the first transmission still from the remake of Dr Stangelove's War room
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 20:29
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Well it fits the door perfectly, but how do we get out?
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Old 2nd Sep 2015, 20:41
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"When shall we three Meet Again ?"
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 20:47
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".....and all his men. Look'd at each other with a wild surmise - Silent....."
 
Old 2nd Sep 2015, 20:50
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Pip, Squeak and Wilfred ?
 


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