Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"I dunno what came over me Sir - I thought it was the threshold !"

[Arm out the window]

"Steady on old chap, no need to fly off the handle - I'm sure the raised middle finger from the ground crew is just a new marshalling signal."

[Arm out the window]

[Danny42C]

""You didn't have to get ready to jump, Sir - was I as bad as all that ?"

[Buster Hyman]

"BOO!"
"What the hell was that?"
"Jump start"

[Danny42C]

"Give it 'ere, Hoskins !!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

No...No...NO! I have the controls!!

[Wander00]

No, this not a Chipmunk, that was last week

[Buster Hyman]

Excuse me, I'm from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints...

[Wensleydale]

"Sorry son - that seat is mine. Air cadet passengers have to sit in the back".

[cattletruck]

I don't normally do this at 600mph and 20,000' but where's that itch again?

[Buster Hyman]

Well here we are Bertie. The pinnacle of British aviation! I tell you, we'll be at the forefront of aircraft design & construction for a hundred years!

[superq7]

I feel a little queer Sir, hmm....... come to my room room after lights out.

[Danny42C]

"Have you ever thought of trying your hand at ATC, Hoskins ?"

[Cazalet33]

When we reach cruise altitude, Hoskins, I'll tap you on the shoulder like this and I want you to show me an emergency stop.

[Danny42C]

" 'Em as can, do.... 'Em as can't....?"

[Buster Hyman]

Ginger. If you squeeze my Gin & Tonic line one more time, I'll Immelmann your arse all the way back to Manston!!!

[Hempy]

Excuse me Sir, but would you mind removing your hat. I can't see the movie.

[Danny42C]

(Half remembered snatch of very old film, same situation):

♫ "Ma momma done told me / when I was in knee-pants......." ♫

"Your momma done told you nuffin' ! - And from now on I 'm tellin' you !"

[NutLoose]

Seems to be easing off, so scoring tomorrow if i remember

And here was I thinking Buster would have been going for the 4,000,000 read