Caption competition

[Wensleydale]

Just before the man who shouted "is that an old Faggot?" was fed to the dogs.

[exuw]

I counted it out and I counted it back.

[exuw]

The secretary of the Pyongyang Spotters Club knew just where there was a gap in the security fence.

[exuw]

Airfix. Velly lealistic. Velly cheap.

[exuw]

The Fat Wun never went anywhere without his mobile VOR phased antenna array.

[CoffmanStarter]

The DPRK Press Agency have 'enthusiastically' announced that the Glorious Leader has opened the first 'People's State Crazy Golf Course' ... apparently it's a Par 45 on the first hole with a high degree of difficulty in driving the ball down the intake of a flying Mig to land on the green

[exuw]

The panel on Stlickry Come Destloying Capitalristic Lunning Dogs ponders its marks for artistic impression.

[Flap Track 6]

The official news agency of the Democratic Republic of Korea today denied that the Supreme Leader had become so fat that he couldn't get out of bed and that a life like remote controlled animatron was being used during public appearances instead.

[Wensleydale]

The North Korean President deploys his recce forces to see if the grass really is greener to the south of the border...

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Boy, May Day celebrations are not what they used to be!

[exuw]

Red Flying Brick Six was the only one of the formation to make it back after the Chongjin airshow.

[Danny42C]

"If that drone of yours, Comrade General, defects to the South like Captain No Kum Bak, then you are dogburger meat !

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

'Glorious Leader we have finally tracked Buster's IP Address and cross referenced it to his postal code' ... 'Excellent work Lt Ying Tong Iddle I Po ... Order an immediate launch'

With a nod to the much loved Goon Show

[Arm out the window]

"Dear Leader, may I take this opportunity to say you are outstanding in your field!"

[JAVELINBOY]

Out of wifi

Chuffed I won, busy cruising the Med so out of touch hand judging to second place
JB

[exuw]

# Much Binding in the Marsh #

[Buster Hyman]

As the patented rubber band launch system deployed the Mig, the Gloriuos Leader was reminded of how Pyonyang got its name...

[NutLoose]

"I bought you the bluddy jet, whata you mean you want a hangar and tower as well, No No No... I cannot kill you by mortar fire if you clutter up the field with valuable assets"

[622]

Lt Yung Po was thinking at which point he should tell his glorious leader about the quick sand.