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Old 8th Sep 2018, 18:38
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It will never take off; you can't fight a war like that!
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 18:49
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General, The sooner they invent the radio the better
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 18:52
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Well is it Friend or Foe? do we fire or not?
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Horse on left, well its ok for you but my rider just caught the spurs in my knackers
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Well we must be in the Italian army, flying the white flag already at the first sign of the enemy
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 18:58
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General. .Last week it was Tanks, this week Aircraft next week Submarines, soon be no space for Horses in the battle
Dobbin.. ..Good I feel like being put to stud.
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:01
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"Don't know about you Smithers , but I think it could use a bit more rein?"
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:47
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Rupert, Smythe Jones ! Now that you have finished wasting time watching that stupid aeroplane, how about contributing to something important, our discussion on the argument for sabres over cutlasses
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:48
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"Don't frighten the horses !"
 
Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:49
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Those aeroplanes are all fine and dandy but you can’t eat them when you get cut off from the victualling wagons.
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:52
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"By Jove, Carruthers, we had some big ****ehawks in Jubblepore, but I've never seen one that size ! "
 
Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:53
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"Watch it chaps, that enemy candy floss bomber is back!"
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:55
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"Quick, Carew, get our elephant guns and we'll have it for tiffin !"
 
Old 8th Sep 2018, 19:59
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"Believe some chap crossed the Channel in one of those" .... "What for ?" .... "Dunno - get to the other side, I suppose !"
 
Old 8th Sep 2018, 20:00
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Apparently that thing is being flown by Keith Park. Poor chap was declared unfit after being blown off his horse at Gallipoli so he was forced to join that new fangled RFC. Sad end to a promising career as a Cavalry Officer as he will never amount to anything now !



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Old 8th Sep 2018, 20:25
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"It's all well and good Bertie, but it takes an age for ATC to come out and change the red flag for a green so we can cross the runway threshold"
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 20:28
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"Apparently they put out flags and attempt to bomb them"
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 20:33
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"Look down there Smithers, a bunch of army dicks from the light horse with feathered caps on them..... Hey, that gives me Idea, I think I will call my new prophylactic range Captn Durex's Feathered Lights."
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 20:35
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"I heard it took the British airspeed record by some considerable margin from the Jaguar"
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 20:37
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"Bloody silly idea if you ask me, how can a gentleman fight with his sword in that contraption"
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Old 8th Sep 2018, 20:49
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Well I suppose it will have to do, but for close air support, I'd prefer an A10.
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