Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 10th Oct 2013, 17:03
  #20221 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,952
Received 2,856 Likes on 1,223 Posts
"Bloody eBay, they told me it was Little Nellie and I was expecting a Gyrocopter"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 10th Oct 2013, 17:57
  #20222 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Bloody hell Jack old chap ... I know I said we needed a fair bit of ballast to launch the Colditz Cock ... But I hadn't planned on going into orbit
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 10th Oct 2013, 18:21
  #20223 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 31 Likes on 26 Posts
At the annual Football Mascot obstacle course, perhaps it was a mistake to allow Whipsnade FC to send theirs.
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 10th Oct 2013, 18:37
  #20224 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,895
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
"When I find Jumbo's handler, he is TOAST!"

"Er, Sir; he's more 'spread' than 'toast', if you get my meaning."
Fox3WheresMyBanana is offline  
Old 10th Oct 2013, 18:49
  #20225 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,952
Received 2,856 Likes on 1,223 Posts
So that's what was in the pit to connect the VC Ten phone into to make a trunk call.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 10th Oct 2013, 20:41
  #20226 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,538
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
You remember all the greens I ate? Well it's fermented. Get me a naked flame and stand back.
Dan Gerous is online now  
Old 10th Oct 2013, 21:10
  #20227 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
I want to make a Trunk Call.

or

This is what happens when you chop off half my tusks so I lose my balance.

or

All this Council Tax I pay, and still they can't fix the potholes !


(Seriously, there's a poem by Kipling: titled (IIRC) "The Four Foot Drain" - worth a read if you can find it)...D.
 
Old 10th Oct 2013, 21:15
  #20228 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,492
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Well, you see, me & four other guys were trying to get into this Mini and....
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 07:35
  #20229 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: THE BLUEBIRD CAFE
Posts: 59
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
A small voice of protest . . . . . this one is offensive. It is also bad karma.

If it were a photograph of FLT LT Bill Newton VC, being executed by
his depraved captors . .. or one of those disturbing shots taken during
the Vietnam War of contorted faces as the bullet enters the skull . . ..
they could not by any stretch of the satirical imagination be subjects for
a risible caption. And so it should be for the poor elephant, his face
showing all to plain, the depths of his agony.
Fantome is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 08:24
  #20230 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Fantome. I agree and now personally regret having participated in this round. I'm however pleased that the Elephant was rescued.

Daily Mail 2009

Rescuers spent three hours freeing the elephant, who was unharmed, by using a bulldozer to widen the hole.

Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 11th Oct 2013 at 08:26.
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 08:25
  #20231 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hove
Age: 72
Posts: 1,026
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Sorry Fantome,

Have to say that never crossed my mind that it could be as you describe.

The photo had no caption and I found it in a website of so called funny animals photos.

If people feel I should withdraw the photo then I'm happy to do so. and allow someone else to take over.

clicker
clicker is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 08:28
  #20232 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hove
Age: 72
Posts: 1,026
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
In fact on reflection and Coffs update I will withdraw the photo,

622 can you supply a replacement please.

Sorry everybody, never wanted to upset the apple cart like that.
clicker is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 08:41
  #20233 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,492
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
Ok, well, now that Clicker & Coff have been made to feel bad on the thread when a quiet PM would have sufficed, lets all chill out & move on.

I think the contributors & pic suppliers do their utmost to ensure that 'offensive' & 'terminal' images are not used however, occasionally, there is a chance of this happening.

This is one of the best threads going on Pprune & it's one of the few that remains positive & upbeat.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 08:58
  #20234 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hove
Age: 72
Posts: 1,026
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
To be honest no complaints on how Fantome raised the subject. But as you say Buster these things can happen.

No bad feelings at all just feel stupid for not thinking along the same lines.

Fully agree with your verdict on this thread so onwards and upwards because I enjoy this thread and gives me a good chuckle on each entry.

Where some of you folks get your captions I have no idea but keep them coming please.
clicker is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 09:04
  #20235 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,952
Received 2,856 Likes on 1,223 Posts
Clicker no offence taken here, I knew it was rescued shortly afterwards, so cannot see an issue. Life is like that, If you wanted to go totally PC none of us would show any images of people with weapons in one form or the other, be it a warplane to a pistol holding German, because at the end of the day they are trained to use it to kill.

I would personally just score it now someone has voiced an opinion and we can all move on.


P.S Busters entries are not worth the time reading
NutLoose is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 09:33
  #20236 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,573
Received 422 Likes on 222 Posts
I would personally just score it now someone has voiced an opinion and we can all move on.
Agreed.

Many photos posted online anywhere/everywhere could be seen as offensive. It would be difficult to find a photo that doesn't offend someone, somewhere when there are folk of so many different beliefs and sensitivities online. But this here thread is meant to be merely lighthearted fun. I saw no comment that rejoiced in the elephant's unfortunate situation. As was pointed out, the animal was rescued not long afterwards, so it can hardly be compared to a war death!
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 10:16
  #20237 (permalink)  
622
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Hants
Age: 55
Posts: 1,572
Received 18 Likes on 14 Posts
All,

I will post a picture this afternoon...please remain in a holding pattern!
622 is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 10:23
  #20238 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,492
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
P.S Busters entries are not worth the time reading
Now that IS offensive!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 11:27
  #20239 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,952
Received 2,856 Likes on 1,223 Posts
You want offensive, go look in the bathroom mirror


I still cannot see anything wrong with the image, unfortunate for it to happen to the little beggar yes, but it was his fault and he was rescued..

I have been watching the Para Medics Series on Afghanistan where they have legs and all sorts missing and shown for all to see, and that is far, far more graphic, do I find that offensive either? No, just sheer pride in what these guys are doing and my heartfelt angst to those wounded.

NutLoose is offline  
Old 11th Oct 2013, 11:29
  #20240 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 1998
Location: Mesopotamos
Posts: 5
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Nutty, he is not an animal, he is a ...ahem sorry, unfortumate pic, moving along now.
cattletruck is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.