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Old 14th Dec 2010, 13:33
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The idea of mechanisation hadn't yet reached the ramp at Lilliput airport.
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 15:24
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You idiot, I said dwarf throwing competition, not dwarf towing..........
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 15:33
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ATC: "Clear to push back and start!"

Captain: "Push back....? Bugger!"
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 15:36
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A whole bunch of Nicolas Sarkozy's relatives turned up to wave him off at the airport.
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 16:24
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The dwarf look-alike agency was promoting it's new pulling techniques, with mini Anthony Worrell Thompson and mini David Seaman determined to take the lead.
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Old 14th Dec 2010, 22:28
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..wondered why I'd never seen any tow trucks when overflying Davis-Monthan?!
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Old 15th Dec 2010, 05:00
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Chap in red, second from front, left hand side:

"How far is it to Oz ? I'm knackered already !"
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Old 15th Dec 2010, 05:04
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and where's the yellow brick taxiway?
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Old 15th Dec 2010, 09:40
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With apologies to Walt

Ho Hi, Ho Hi,
It's off to work we fly.
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Old 16th Dec 2010, 09:26
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Elves called in to help out when Santa's reindeer call a wildcat strike on Christmas eve.
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Old 16th Dec 2010, 12:04
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When Ronald eagerly opened the 'Dwarfs in Drag' website, this wasn't what he expected to see.
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Old 16th Dec 2010, 12:15
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OK, who farted?
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Old 16th Dec 2010, 15:57
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Scientists prove how many dwarves it takes to stop an airliner being blown backwards in a strong wind.
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Old 16th Dec 2010, 16:42
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"Brakes off?"

"Naah "
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Old 16th Dec 2010, 16:44
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The delivery of the conveyor belt was behind schedule
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Old 16th Dec 2010, 16:46
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OK folks, relax...sponsored pull's off for today. We've just had a complaint about us not wearing Hi-viz vests...

They're saying it goes against the Elfin Safety Act...
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Old 17th Dec 2010, 21:50
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Halfway down page 2 is no place for the Caption Comp, so I'd better call this one...

Third place, and with a pun Tommy Cooper would be proud of, ShyTorque:
OK folks, relax...sponsored pull's off for today. We've just had a complaint about us not wearing Hi-viz vests...
They're saying it goes against the Elfin Safety Act...
Second place, Rather Be Gardening with the very clever:
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First place goes to Surfmaster with:
You idiot, I said dwarf throwing competition, not dwarf towing..........
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Old 18th Dec 2010, 09:59
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Gee thanks Buster, will post pic tomorrow night (Zulu +11) if that's ok?
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 06:01
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OK, see if I can work out how to do this:



Caption away.......
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Old 19th Dec 2010, 07:01
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Is it me, or are these heli-decks getting smaller?
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