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Old 12th Apr 2015, 12:12
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Due to tougher restrictions in the Euro Tunnel, the People Smugglers thought up some new ways to get their Lorries across the Channel...

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Old 12th Apr 2015, 13:03
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The innovative design of the motorised portaloo system meant that the proletariat could be sh*t on from various heights.
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Old 12th Apr 2015, 13:39
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"Don't jump! Disney say you can be in Cars 3!"
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Old 12th Apr 2015, 15:03
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So why does it still have a steering wheel?
For the same reason Airbuses have sidesticks - it maintains the driver's delusion that he's the one in control.
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Old 12th Apr 2015, 15:17
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♫ "Passengers will please refrain........." ♫
 
Old 12th Apr 2015, 16:39
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This is the new all weather road, it is above the snow and we pump hot oil through the pipes, simples, Boris
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Old 12th Apr 2015, 17:15
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...and a cycle track is built underneath.
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Old 12th Apr 2015, 17:40
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"It was designed by the MOD to cut bridging costs"
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Old 12th Apr 2015, 17:46
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I agree General, it might just be a bridge too far
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Old 12th Apr 2015, 18:47
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"Comrade Indian Ambassador is on the blower, Commissar - says he could do us a much cheaper job with bamboo and coconut fibre string; after all, they did buy a shed load of Mig-21s on his say-so: we owe him one !"

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Old 13th Apr 2015, 00:28
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MIND THE GAP !!
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 01:41
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Ladies and Gents.........


I give you the F35C


The F35!
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 01:50
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I bet 'Sharkey' thinks he could run rings around a Typhoon in that!
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 05:20
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"Now all we need to do is stick a pulse jet on top and it'll be just like a V1, only slower!"
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 11:48
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Judging tomorrow.

Til then, two to be going on with:

The Fat Commissar had left Фома́ in no doubt as to where the tracks would lead if he once again caused confusion and delay!


It was becoming increasingly apparent that someone had misread the Y-axis on the plans for Moscow's new subway.
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 12:03
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Learning from Clarkson's error, the presenters of the Russian version of "Top Gear" build a bridge without a slope on it.
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 12:24
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lol Wensleydale, I see what you did there. Very good
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 13:38
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The embarrassing failure of the Truck/Trainski was put down to a serious lack of High Vis vests!
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 14:23
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'nextrainleavingfromplatformtwoiz1021. StoppingatRhzhaskayaBotanicheskySvivloboBabushlinskayaMedved kovodirect. Nextrainplatformtwo'
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Old 13th Apr 2015, 15:14
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