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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:42
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So that's one beef madras, one chicken naga, pilau rice and a naan
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:42
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P1
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:45
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"Send up three and fourpence. We are going to a dance."


The old ones are the best
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:45
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"'ere, Sarge, there's no bog paper out in the khasi!"
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:47
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"There's a bloke here says do we want to order any shrunken heads."
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:48
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The remake of Zulu didn't follow the original's script...
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:51
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"What do I do about spiders?"
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 17:55
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"Come on, someone must have some fags..."
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:09
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You have reached the Ministry of Defence office of operational management, our office hours are 0830 to 1530. To better serve you please select the following options

Press 1 if you wish to report enemy action
Press 2 if you are requiring ressuply
press 3 if ........
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:11
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MOD calling.... MOD calling....Lord Yaa Yaa speaking
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:15
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Yes, we would be interested in double glazing, and you say the rear windows and doors are free?
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:17
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PPI you say, wot, is that some sort of Palestinian Party for independence?
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:25
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"What? The SWO's on his way? Anybody got any haircutting scissors?"
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:37
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MOD new Uniforms come in all natural shades.
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:37
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Affirmative...looks like that Clarkson fellow...
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:38
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Hello, report says we are to bomb ISIS, but that is London Boat Race Oxford Reserve crew................is this a Cambridge Plot.
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:39
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Attention all Pilots be aware of ladies ripping off your clothes.
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:39
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Looks like Hoskins is going to be late on the round-out...


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Broadsword calling Danny boy...

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Negative, the pattern is full....

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Stop that chavvie chit-chat...




There, that should get the classics out of the way (not a caption).
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:41
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Old 5th Oct 2014, 18:43
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