Caption competition

[brickhistory]

'Dave-C' gains weight...

[Freefall38]

"Flight of the Phoenix" : original storyline, before it went back for re-write.

[pohm1]

An amused crew look on as the co-pilot responsible for the runway excursion 'assumes the position.'

Or

The development committee of the USAF decided unanimously that chocks were the way forward.

P1

[The Nr Fairy]

"D'yall reckon if we remove the paperwork from inside, it'll be light enough to lift out ?"

[clicker]

"Look Sir, if we got them girls from the Puss Moth picture to lift it we could get away with a 10 min delay and after we have one each."


or


It's a wheel Brian.

[phil gollin]

"You do REALISE the amount of paperwork there is for running over an endangered mouse, !"

.

[RETDPI]

"He's still checking for cuts and creep, but I expect he'll notice in a minute".

[Arm out the window]

"Well boys, looks like it's time to say farewell to Kowalski - he was a good man, but not a great marshaller."

[Pontius Navigator]

Mole hole Sir.

[seekayess]

Who allowed this one to land in the potatoes field? There goes the price of spuds, now!!

[ProM]

Middle chap at the back

"How many times do I have to tell you not to mix radial and cross-ply tyres?"

[Lurking123]

The classic:

"A bit late on the round out Hoskins"

Or

SNCO aircrew mate, (with pipe) "You can argue all you like, sirs. I still think you're both to$$ers"

[6Z3]

Man with pipe: While you down there mate.

[PICKS135]

So tell me again how were going to blame this one on the movers

[ACW599]

"Undercarriage lever a bit sticky, was it, sir?"

[RB877]

Lucky that pot hole stopped you, you could have ended up in Air Traffic!

[Whossat Forrus]

And then the Hercules slip crew loaded what was left of their in flight rations!

[arandcee]

(Chap looking out of frame) No-one's looking, let's paint roundels over the stars and let the Brits dig us out.

(Joke: No political statement intended)

[Arm out the window]

"So, this is what they mean by runway incursion."



or:



"Bob, when you said the new guy was a boggie I didn't think you meant it literally."

[TiffyFGR4]

Air force pixies discuss how to fit aircraft into their pixie hangar.