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Old 6th Oct 2014, 16:08
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Guy on the left:

Remember when I told you there are times when the best thing to do is get your head down......well this is one of those times !
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 16:46
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"Ere, Myrtle, I'm sitting inside this really weird mushroom...look at the colours, far out!"
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 16:51
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'E's Pretty peeved off Sarge, you shouldn't 'ave told 'im you were after volunteers and there was a lot of weed available for the picking.
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 19:12
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Yes, yes, I know, but I still insist the Zulu movie be deleted from tonight's entertainment. This chap insists he wants to kill Stanley Baker
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 19:38
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"Hello, is that the WRAC block, is that you Doris? Hi, I was just thinking about you, a huge fecking land crab just crawled past our O.P and it reminded me I had some news for you".
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 19:47
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Yes, I'm trying to get it on with my bitch and there's some pervert taking pictures of us.
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 20:04
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Hello base, sitrep follows: Verrry interesting...Out
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 20:29
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Hello? Is that SFA?

It's me again, look, the toilet's still backed up, we've had to put it in bags and stack them against the walls and the shredder's gone nuts again, it's gone all over our roof and don't get me started about the state of the lawns.
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 20:35
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"He didn't like it up him, Captain Mainwaring"
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 20:45
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Guy on our left: "Stupid boy."
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 21:41
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"I thought it was too quiet. That's not an Orange recce patrol, it's a gaggle of Jehovah's f***ing Witnesses."
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 21:42
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Guy on left ".. and remember, don't give 'em your name Pike."
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 22:19
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Quick we need reinforcements as they look like a roving band of Leeds United supporters.
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Old 6th Oct 2014, 23:18
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"Well Sarge, there's this bunch of over the hill, down on their Luck, nattering old Farts.....oh right Sarge....they're the CapCom Crew, Nutty, Buster, Fox, BPFE, Artist, and Cows....too right I will keep an eye on the Beer and my Money!"
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 01:04
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 01:14
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BROKEN ARROW!!!!...Nah, only kidding...Hello?...You there?....umm...Smithy...
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 01:21
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"Can you hear me, Mother ?"

(may appeal to those of a certain age)
 
Old 7th Oct 2014, 02:04
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Nice one Danny42C! Vague memory of Norman Evans & Sandy Powell on the Light Programme in the late 1940s (not forgetting "Under the Barber's Pole")
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 09:41
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In the Jungle,
The mightly Jungle,
The Lion Sleeps tonite,
Oh wait it looks awake and hungry.....
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 11:16
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Firstly, sincere apologies for missing my cue and dereliction of CapCom duty.

Secondly, entry for the current pic:

FAC this for a game of soldiers!
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