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Not an entry but Coffmans earlier entry about loose nuts reminds me of a new production manager in the factory where I was one of the other managers. Arthur says to one particularly pretty girl "Morning Spanner Face". She not unreasonably is a bit upset by this and asks "What do you mean Spanner Face?"
The answer was a bombshell "Well every time I look at you it makes my nuts go tighter". I don't think you would get away with that these days!
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The answer was a bombshell "Well every time I look at you it makes my nuts go tighter". I don't think you would get away with that these days!
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The rinkie dink dink Pink Panther and his attendant pink pus****
Chief of the Airstaff can't understand what the fuss is about the new female flight suit shown above.
Helicopter Pilot Wanted: Must be prepared to strap in all passengers and also drive them home if drunk. Pay us $5000 per month.
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Ladies can I just have your names for the Crew Manifest ... so that's Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, and Erin Heatherton ... and which one of you is the Directional Consultant ?
Ah Mr Bond, after the failure of Skyfall (12A) the producers needed more gratuitus s*x scenes with a (18) rating, and here we are.
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Ah Mr Beckham, your wife has employed us to chaperone you round Europe while you look for another club, to ensure you do not get into trouble while playing away from home
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Ah Mr Beckham, your wife has employed us to chaperone you round Europe while you look for another club, to ensure you do not get into trouble while playing away from home
Not a caption,,,,,,, but might be,,,,,,,,
Does it appear to you that the chopper has 3 skids? and if so where did that middle one come from?
Does it appear to you that the chopper has 3 skids? and if so where did that middle one come from?
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