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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:26
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What a bitch!
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:28
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Woof! This place is one, big dump! Fortunately.
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:29
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"The lamp post is this way chaps!"


(Wensleydale is back on his computer after a week away - sorry I missed results a week ago).
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:29
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I'm good at pulling soldiers!
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:30
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"Who remembered to bring the pooper scooper?"
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:30
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Who's the baddy? WHO'S the baddy!
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:32
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Follow me or you won't have a leg to stand on.
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:34
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Aha! I scent a ginger person.
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 18:35
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I say ... I know the Grouse season is about to start ... But turning up tooled like this isn't the done thing old boy
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 19:33
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Hang on a minute, the man in the recruitment office said I was going to be a guide dog for the blind!


PS well done Fox3!
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 19:57
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs, err, dog of wa.., err, I thought I taw a puddycat...



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The Westminster Dog Show judge wasn't kidding when he said the Spaniel entry needed a bit more discipline...
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 21:37
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Cocker, hook and look.
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Old 26th Sep 2014, 21:40
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That kennel was bl@@dy noisy.




Must be an Australian helicopter, said it had come from Wokka Wokka
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 00:01
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Must be bromide in the tea, neither Fido nor his handler had had a bone for quite a while.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 00:08
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Form a perimeter guys, the pilot insisted that there be no accidents on board today so...

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Hang on guys, I just need to let Fluffy off the chain!

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Fluffy: "Oh crap! Where are the friggin trees?"

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SQUIRREL!
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 00:46
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I did not join the Army to look after the General's F*UCKING Dog !
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 00:48
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Pee-mail the Army's new defence against getting their mail hacked.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 00:52
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A picture of "Porky" the dog being inserted as the initial example of the Army leadership new "hearts and minds" campaign that involves giving ISIS fighters "friendship" dog companions.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 01:00
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There was just one little problem with allowing "Sight Challenged" pilots and their guide dogs into the Army Aviation program.
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Old 27th Sep 2014, 02:02
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I'm all for downsizing but I still think an Alsation makes a better attack dog.
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