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Old 31st Jan 2015, 20:05
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"Oops I think I should have pushed lever B and pulled lever A when using the head"
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 20:07
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"Ok, who told the new telegraphist I wanted an outside line?"
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 20:17
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I think the leak is somewhere about . . . here.
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 20:44
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Vanessa was beginning to wish she had kept quiet about her trainsurfing exploits...
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 20:56
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MY SKIPPER'S A HARD MYCOGYNIST CxxxT
BUT BE ASSURED
HE'S GOING TO REGRET THIS LITTLE STUNT
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 21:42
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SHARK!!!.......
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 21:43
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Xin. It's your Mother. Get out there at once!
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Old 31st Jan 2015, 21:46
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Tides coming in...
(Should've gone to Spec savers...)
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 01:04
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bloody fxxcking coprolalia fxxck fxxk fxxck . . . . give vent to
a choice stream of fxxck fxxck fxxck and the fxxcking bastard **** cxxnt puts me outside. Least I've seen a sailor blush.
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 02:22
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The Collins Class replacement team scour the Earth for new Subs.
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 02:55
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Oh that is the RAF exchange officer like most of his kind, late and out of the rig of the day
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 02:58
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You don't serve peanuts in a bag more than once in the South Korean Navy.
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 02:59
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Note to self: No matter how drunk you are never ever, ever, ever, ever tell Prince Charles that his wife is ugly......
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 03:57
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Subway, Eat fresh. Has a whole different meaning in the middle of the Pacific...
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 05:42
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"Hey! The equal opportunity tribunal clearly says it can be long, black, round and full of sea-women too!"
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 07:38
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What do you mean "Free Willy"
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 08:20
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"One Ping only Vassili..."
"Done....PROC exchange sailor, Ping, deployed"
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 10:15
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"I'm going to wash that admiral right out of my hair."
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 10:23
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That'll teach you to block the Heads
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Old 1st Feb 2015, 10:25
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I'm gonna need a bigger mop.
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