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"Damn that PFI initiative to farm the Army uniforms out to tender."
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You must let me pass.. here is my invitation to the Well Known Phrase or Saying party... I am going as
" if God meant us to fly upside down he would have put wheels on our heads".
" if God meant us to fly upside down he would have put wheels on our heads".
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"I'm actually in the Household Cavalry, but Health and Safety and Risk assessment said those metal hats and breastplates had the potential to have sharp edges, so were replaced by soft fittings instead."
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If Carlsberg designed Army Uniforms....... you'd need 12 pints to come up with this one"
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"Very pretty mate, but the built in toilet roll dispenser on the hat is a bit OTT"
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OK Jeremy, I know that Top Gear has to present a more diverse and ethnic friendly face to appease the BBC bosses - but this is just taking the piss, so sod off back over the border and don't come back!
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"How many fingers?"
"Five why?"
"I thought you were drunk, because you must be pissed to go out in that getup"
"Five why?"
"I thought you were drunk, because you must be pissed to go out in that getup"
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Wu was all set to get some of the latest black market Bollywood blockbusters, until he spotted the camera.
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Wu decided he would pay closer attention to the menu when ordering a spicy & colourful Indian dish...
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Wu decided he would pay closer attention to the menu when ordering a spicy & colourful Indian dish...
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No, someone is kidding you - that is not an AR5 respirator and you're not going in the CS chamber wearing it!
