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Old 18th May 2014, 12:50
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God, these female pilots are getting uglier
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Old 18th May 2014, 14:18
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Old 18th May 2014, 14:52
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Why is my lead tied to that red handle?
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Old 18th May 2014, 16:40
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Bite Me....
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Old 18th May 2014, 16:40
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I have woke with uglier....
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Old 18th May 2014, 19:50
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Chocs away, next stop Labrador!
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Old 18th May 2014, 22:07
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For 2 Scoobie snacks you can rustle my hair and tickle my belly,

Dog requires at least 3 though.
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Old 18th May 2014, 22:09
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Can we run down Santa in this plane, last year he gave me a tin of Pedigree chum, I asked for Barbie Dog.
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Old 19th May 2014, 11:01
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I only use him in IMC...
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Old 19th May 2014, 11:19
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"That's enough about you darling. Did I tell you I can part my eyebrows with my tongue?"
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Old 19th May 2014, 13:55
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Another night begins for the Freight Dogs
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Old 19th May 2014, 18:39
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Old 19th May 2014, 21:50
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How much is that Doggie in the Cockpit
The one with the waggly tail
How much is that Doggie in the Cockpit
I do hope that Doggie's for sale
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Old 20th May 2014, 08:36
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Time to judge I think ... splendid effort everyone ... good to get all those one-liners out for a bit of an airing

Owning a Lab myself ... any reference to their ability to produce Weapons Grade Methane was going to score highly

So ...

1st Prize : Buster : Who also wins a years supply of Worming Tablets for his entry ...

CoPilot: "Geezuzz! What the hell is that?"
Dog: "Sorry...just a little tail wind"
2nd Prize : Surplus : Who clearly must have got the wrong side of some military canine teeth to inspire his entry ...

I'm not in the RAF, I'm in the Kruftwaffe.
3rd Prize : Racedo : Who also wins a complimentary Neutering for his entry ...

I joined Mile High Club doggie style...........woof woof.
Off you go Buster ... Fetch !!!
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Old 20th May 2014, 09:33
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Why thank you Coff, my man!

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Old 20th May 2014, 09:52
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Rover (not his real name) had gone North on the promise of fresh air, deep-fried choccy treats and a million golf balls to chase.
It was a decision he was to spend his whole life regretting..........
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Old 20th May 2014, 10:38
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I thought they said "pilot" at the Recruiting Office, not "Poilu"
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Old 20th May 2014, 10:53
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"Be Jeez Patrick, I'm sure that Irish Traveller has sold us a pup, he told us it was a minature Shetland pony, but i'm not so sure"



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Old 20th May 2014, 11:00
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"Be Jeez Patrick, I'm sure that recruitment Sergeant said i'd be flying across the countryside with a Sopwith Pup, not a pup called Sopwith"







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Old 20th May 2014, 11:04
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"Be Jeez Patrick, she's on heat again, damn trailer trash"
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