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Old 11th Jun 2016, 15:58
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Wot do you mean, there's no hostie
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 19:14
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Trials of the scaled-down "Upkeep" mine continued with the only aircraft available until the upgraded Lancaster was ready.
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 19:53
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Pocket Billiards - always a nice way to pass the time, even when in company.
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 20:43
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Ad-hoc Airlines regret this delay .. We are currently in the process of upgrading our tide-tables.
In the meantime, your cabin crew will presently be distributing complimentary fishing-poles.
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 21:02
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The Captain (L) does not look happy with this load of pax.
 
Old 11th Jun 2016, 21:03
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We seem to have misplaced the navigator's whippet!
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 21:05
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"This thing doesn't look as if it would float, never mind fly !"

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Old 11th Jun 2016, 21:08
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Give me a Goose anytime you say....why did you not tell me you were ex-Navy!
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 21:14
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Hannibal Lecter poses for the camera, while contemplating the self loading rations for the in flight catering.




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Old 11th Jun 2016, 21:41
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"Nay..... it ’ain't bulloxs, it's Cowes lad, see, it says so on 't sign"
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 21:45
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"I 'ope tha's captain knows it's 't Supermarine company lad, not Submarine"
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 22:03
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"Where's the Jetty?"
"There isn't one. It's...errr...just a Proppy"
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 22:37
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Cast and crew of "When The Boat Comes In" contemplate what happens when the tide does too.
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Old 11th Jun 2016, 22:39
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Never mind that park brake lad, in a few minutes you're going to be hoping he put the anchor out.
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Old 12th Jun 2016, 01:18
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MI-6 Agents train for European Ops post Brexit.
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Old 12th Jun 2016, 02:38
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Sorry but uncle Luigi has gone and taken the airbridge (donkey) into town...
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Old 12th Jun 2016, 03:02
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Well, it flies and floats and it's f***ed ... lucky we only rented it!
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Old 12th Jun 2016, 04:16
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*sniff*...Can anyone else smell AvGas?
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Old 12th Jun 2016, 08:42
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"Well, we did try to be wheelchair friendly, but we haven't seen our test subject since we wheeled him out to the aircraft."
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Old 12th Jun 2016, 08:59
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Fortunately some foresighted engineer had opted to fit her with the new-fangled paddle-blade propellors.
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