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Old 12th Oct 2014, 02:02
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"Is this the first time you've grand-slammed, airman? Because we are going to see to it that it will be the last."
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 03:09
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Further signs of cost cuting in the French army as they are forced to cut up their old flags from WW2 to make uniforms...
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 04:05
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VSOs prepare to meet the ORs..
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 04:08
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Guy in the regular combat uniform:

You mean this is not a drill
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 10:04
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No, I said we are going to relieve the Kurds, not turds
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 15:58
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"...but if scissors beats paper, how the hell can a piece of paper beat a rock?"
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 16:06
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This is what happens when you don't look after your shreddies.


FBN
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 17:54
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Mention in dispatches is Big Pistons Forever with:


Guy in the regular combat uniform:

You mean this is not a drill



... but the winner is Shy Torque with

Forgetful Bob from the quarantine centre couldnt quite put his finger on it but he just kept feeling that he was the odd man out this morning.

Must go, sand to ingest.
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 18:01
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Well played all

Stay safe CGB
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Old 12th Oct 2014, 20:03
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Well done! Enjoy your sandcastles!
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Old 13th Oct 2014, 10:44
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Flying ShyTalk DYR/ Hello is this working/ Bloody useless equipment/
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Old 13th Oct 2014, 21:47
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Buster's Girlfriend has been know to answer such questions too!
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Old 13th Oct 2014, 21:54
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Bob, you missed small of the appendage.
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Old 13th Oct 2014, 22:52
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Just seen that I won! Sorry for the delay, no-one told me.

Here we go:

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Old 13th Oct 2014, 23:04
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"So, when we see the Colonel, we're all agreed about the story...the yeti ran out, flipped us over and then ran off..."
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 00:13
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Glorious Commander says tanks to be placed hull down here, here and here..
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 00:18
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PLA emphatically denies plans to invade Australia after wikileaks publishes photos of recent exercise.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 01:44
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The Translation that said the Tank's Main Gun should be as close to Ground Level as possible failed to carry over as well as it should.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 04:41
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OK this is where we want you to bury the body of tank driver after we have the court martial.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 06:42
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"So you were in a 4G negative dive with the MiG, how were you able to see that?"

"B'cuz we were inverted!"
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