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Old 7th Oct 2014, 11:26
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My fault more than yours, WO. But then, I'm a very old fart.....


Keep 'em coming, chaps!
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 11:31
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[For oldies]

"Who's that? What's your name, little girl?" (out of shot approaching OP)

"Jen-i-ferrrrr (giggling)"
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 11:44
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Hi, this is Donna, hehehehe, can you get the DJ to play something romantic.... like Fly me to the Moon, he is so attractive, hehehehehe.
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 11:58
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No, he definitely said 'get in the buff, there is going to be a bunker strike'!
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 12:11
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Long Tan? No, no...he's African/American.
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 12:34
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Logistics mixed up Camoflague batches again.
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 13:06
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"No Sir, I'm sorry... I didn't realise that our shells were landing on our own positions... and you're thinking that this guy next to me may be from ISIS?...."
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"Hello Sarge. Could you send up another Gympie? - we forgot to bring ours".
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"Have you got Bob Newhart's number?"
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 14:22
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"... but Sarge, he's telling me he lives here and we're the one's who've gotta move out..."
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 14:35
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Chas and Dave in Witness Protection....
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 14:38
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"CHARWALLAH !!"

(All right, CHAIWALLAH !! - I know, I know).
 
Old 7th Oct 2014, 15:31
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 15:37
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"Whats that you say ... They lace up at the side ... Made of 75% rubber and worn on the lower half of the body ... Tight fitting ... Can be inflated ... Woo ! ... No you must have the wrong number ... Try NutLoose he appears quite expert on such Gentlemen's specialist apparel"
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 16:12
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Hey Man Friday, who do call.................Ghostbusters
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 16:28
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"Yes..yes I am hot and sweaty.....hmm...and dirty..yes. Take my shirt off? Ok, there it's off...now what?"

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Old 7th Oct 2014, 19:57
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"According to our records you are eligible for Government funding for loft insulation, wall insulation, double glazing and new BBQ equipment."


'Bl00dy unsolicited callers!'
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Old 7th Oct 2014, 22:35
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Any more?........
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Yes it's true, that's what I heard, Coffmanstarters fire blanks....
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'We make a good team, I do the time, he does the pips.'

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