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"Hello, Sir, you are through to Apple customer relations....my name is Mixture, how can I help? What's that? iOS8 not working, Sir? Well, really, you are the first customer to complain....so sorry, it must be your own stupid fault, you moron!"
"Psst, Charlie, while you're on the phone to HQ, get some more sandbags, quick!"
"Psst, Charlie, while you're on the phone to HQ, get some more sandbags, quick!"
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Hello? Speedy Dry Cleaners? Yes, we need our uniforms back urgently!
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I tells ya, these call centres are getting cheaper by the minute!
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Ok, I'll put Washington on & then you'll have it in Black & White!
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I tells ya, these call centres are getting cheaper by the minute!
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Ok, I'll put Washington on & then you'll have it in Black & White!
"Hi Charlie, yes, that's right ... I'm drunk and sitting here with a big group of my buddies and our weapons are back in the tents ... there's no sentries ... sorry, your $5.50 is about to run out - please deposit more to continue on VC Chat Line."
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These blackout procedures you mentioned, Smudge says e's not 'appy about it, 'cause there are bad guys outside.
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Last edited by NutLoose; 6th Oct 2014 at 08:55.
How many times do I have to tell you I haven't taken out payment protection insurance - I don't know how you got my new number but stop calling me and leave me alone!
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"I don't know 'ow it 'appened, but Leroy 'as got a thunderflash stuck up his butt and he ain't 'appy, I did offer to strike it in attempt to dislodge it, but he 'aint 'aving it, do you 'ave any suggestions boss?"