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Old 20th Mar 2014, 17:07
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Will judge it Fri morning so give a chance for a weekend one........
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Old 20th Mar 2014, 17:11
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Come back inside Glen! It was a mistake to bet you $5 that you couldn't play the trombone outside the aircraft!
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Old 20th Mar 2014, 17:56
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"I tell you now, it may be green, but this clockwork motor takes some winding up"
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Old 20th Mar 2014, 22:02
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"ok...i promise i wont fart again. Can i come back inside now please?"
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 09:59
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Right, there's Ctrl, and Alt, where the f*** is Delete??
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 12:38
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"At the third stroke, combustion will take place........ please"
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 12:51
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Having a pocketful of same sized spanners seemed a good thing, Bloggs was thinking considering his nickname was "Fumbles".
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 14:02
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Forgot his cigarette lighter again!
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 14:32
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 15:26
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Will judge it Fri morning so give a chance for a weekend one........


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Old 21st Mar 2014, 17:23
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Come on racedo ... put the pint down ... the weekend has started mate
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 17:31
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Sorry guy was tied up most of the day and it is morning in some places....

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Nutloose
"I've found the problem, it's that dodgy Coffman Starter you had fitted "
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"It just goes to show that there's a Loose Nut in most cockpits "

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Fox3
"Manners was not at all sure about his Lordship's decision to swap the Rolls for one of those new-fangled hairoplanes, but at least he didn't have to wear a hat and tie."

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"Nope - it's still too windy. Maybe I should piss in the other direction."


Take it away young man .............
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 17:33
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Well done all ... Me and Nutty ... How very dare you Sir
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 19:13
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Yeah, how dare you, I'm fussy you know, I'm not one of those Flossie's like Buster.

Well done all
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 20:41
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Finally, my crass humour pays off. Thankyou


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Old 21st Mar 2014, 20:54
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Pssst ... Who is he
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:10
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New suit..........check
New hairdo..........check
Not looking behind you before getting sucked into engine.............oh dear.
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:20
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Son of a Gun
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:25
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The name's Farage…. Nigel Farage.
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Old 21st Mar 2014, 21:43
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No, I meant Lear as in jet you moron!
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