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Old 1st Dec 2015, 19:26
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What! Am I supposed to be impressed. That camera is so last year, we're up to 500 Megapixels now.
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Old 1st Dec 2015, 19:37
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Colonel Flagg I presume
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Old 1st Dec 2015, 19:38
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Something touched me.....Something touched me!
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Old 1st Dec 2015, 19:42
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Longest way up ... Shortest way down

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Old 1st Dec 2015, 19:58
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What's that Flipper? The England rugby team's boat has sunk with all hands? Let's go get an ice cream ...
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Old 1st Dec 2015, 20:00
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Wait. That's a Dolphin! You said there was Snapper out there!
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Old 1st Dec 2015, 20:31
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No, I'm not Margaret Howe Lovatt.
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Old 1st Dec 2015, 21:24
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"Look, all I said was as you cannot operate the shutter button, I'll slice your flipper open and give you fish fingers"
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Old 1st Dec 2015, 22:01
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Beach Photographer ?
 
Old 2nd Dec 2015, 00:52
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According to Japanese fishermen, that's a tuna.
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Old 2nd Dec 2015, 04:29
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"This is my Polaris impersonation !"
 
Old 2nd Dec 2015, 04:30
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"That really was a fart !"
 
Old 2nd Dec 2015, 05:57
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Whoa! Screw this mission. You never told me there'd be Sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads down there!!!
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Old 2nd Dec 2015, 07:05
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Look the Dolphin may be female ... But naming her 'Sue She' doesn't sound right to me
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Old 2nd Dec 2015, 07:45
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"That lobster nipped me 'twixt wind and water !"
 
Old 2nd Dec 2015, 08:57
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Somewhere along their UC-35 procurement chain, a spell-checker had intervened, and they were now the proud - if somewhat bemused - operators of a cine cetacean.
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Old 2nd Dec 2015, 09:15
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Deleted scene from U-571
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Old 2nd Dec 2015, 10:17
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All it needs is a steady flipper.


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This paparazzi stands out like a fish out of water.
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Old 2nd Dec 2015, 13:41
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After the end of the TV series a down and out Flipper decided that joining the Navy was a better bet, little did he know that he'd be doing the same as he would at 'Sea World' only for less pay.
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Old 2nd Dec 2015, 17:08
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"let's crack open a tinny, mate"
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