Caption competition
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"Quick, grab his hands, these MP's are known to come out punching these days"....
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Highly Commended is:
Fox3WheresMyBanana
"...and you are?...."
"Without an aircraft carrier and redundant in two months." "Sir"
And the winner is Squeaker with:
"What a splendid chopper!"
"Er..not really, Sir, just these overalls are a bit small.."
Over to you Squeaker.
Fox3WheresMyBanana
"...and you are?...."
"Without an aircraft carrier and redundant in two months." "Sir"
And the winner is Squeaker with:
"What a splendid chopper!"
"Er..not really, Sir, just these overalls are a bit small.."
Over to you Squeaker.
Crack Troops they certainly are!
The 1st Swedish Comfort Battalion on Parade!
The 1st Swedish Comfort Battalion on Parade!
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Realising he couldn't touch the hair on their heads the SWO was determined to pull up some of his new parade... "Airwomen...Haircut......you there, second row middle....Trim those sideburns up..... Airwoman third row, you know who I am talking to, this is not the Brazilian Airforce, get it sorted."
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Using the state of the art Digital measuring, ankle to calf size ratios were calculated to determine suitability for transfer to the RAF, unfortunately so far no candidates had shown the compulsory "Milk Bottle" profile to be admitted.
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Now that's what I call aperture priority .... 
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Although Tracey knew their uniforms with short skirt, stockings and heels excited the male spectators, even she had never seen such a big c**k sticking through the fence.
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After waking from his coma, the photographer revealed that he's only asked if they'd like the fish eye lens, not that they were like fish smelling hens.
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"I can live with the pervy photographer, but have you seen the perv in the crowd that has just filled his pink condom"
Or
"Nooooooo, I said parade in Mufti, NOT parade your Mu....."
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"Nooooooo, I said parade in Mufti, NOT parade your Mu....."