Caption competition

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Ready Brek Airline flight 210 is ready to depart from gate 1

[MilSpFunc]

Judging

No posts since Friday - Judging tomorrow.

[MilSpFunc]

Caption Competition Winner

I have gone for:



Runner up - SHYTORQUE



Shortly after the BA announcement, Richard Branson said Virgin aircraft could provide gamma radiation at a more reasonable cost.

Winner - ZH875

Gate Gourmet should have provided 210 Packets of Polo Mints, not one packet of Polonium 210!

Over to you ZH875

[ZH875]

And now for something completly similar...

Thanks MilSpFunc.

Judging Sunday 10th December.

[FormerFlake]

RAF pilots are still struggling to get used to hands on throttle and stick.

[brickhistory]

The changing nature in the occupants of the cockpit have once again made finding the important bits more difficult and each switch, once found, can have different settings........................

[prometheusracer]

Bloggs, who worked for the JPA team, just couldn't get out of the habbit of trying to pick bugs out of things.

[SASless]

Now see here good man....one takes his hand thusly...and with short vigorous vertical motions....Pay Attention Bloggs! I will only show you this one more time!


or.....


Now we know why the ground crew call the pilots what they do!

[WPH]

'Who says all Harrier pilots are w@nkers?'

or

‘Secret camera catches exactly what the pilot thought of his liney’

[splitbrain]

Having fingers like pigs t*ts makes operating these tiny little switches a real pain.

[Rob's Dad]

There was a time and a place for Simpkin's world famous shadow puppets

or

Er, what's up Doc?

[MilSpFunc]

OK so where do I put the other leg?

or

Was Douglas Badder involved in the design of this cockpit?

[bootscooter]

"It's a vicious circle...geddit??"

[SASless]

Flying Officer Hypen-Smyth hand signs the phrase "Beats Me!" .

[bootscooter]

"..... and that's how you make a perfect bunny-shadow"

[Milt]

"This might make it go."

[GPMG]

Ginger: 'I say.....Biggles? Have you been using this cockpit for a bit of how's yer father with that new Met WAAF?'

Biggles: 'Which one?'

Ginger: 'The Blonde one'

Biggles: 'Oh she's not a pure blonde you know'

Ginger: ' Oh I can tell that from the colour of her pubes all over the control panels you lucky bugger'

Biggles: 'Snigger'




Extract from 'Biggles goes down'

[jonny5]

to the theme of "wheels on the bus",

The wheels on the plane go up, down........ (crash) oh s**t! not again.

[Hempy]

"...and if you ever lose the keys and need to hotwire it, just pull this wire here, and CAREFULLY touch it down......here"

[PICKS135]

Making tea was really difficult on fast jets for the ex Kipper Fleet crews