Caption competition

[squeaker]

GPWS:"Don't sink, don't sink"

[NutLoose]

"Ok, what now?"
"I'd say put the anchors on"

[racedo]

This is your Cabin Crew..
Tonights meal will be recently caught Trout or Salmon.....

[SASless]

"They were right....once you finish training they throw you into the Deep End and expect you to sink or swim!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Stelios "We're not paying higher landing fees - just hire pilots with seaplane ratings"

[brickhistory]

Irwin Allen squinted his eyes and imagined...

[racedo]

Easyjet launch Easycruise, where you don't even have to leave your seat.

[Danny42C]

"They used to have pebbles to slow you down in the overrun - but this is much cheaper".

[Pontius]

"I have to admit, when they said we were getting Trents I did think they were talking about Rolls Royce and not rivers".









Yes, Spotters, I know they're not Trents but it doesn't work with CFM56.

[Wensleydale]

"Tower, We just a bird strike with a penguin!"

[racedo]

Titanic hit the iceberg, we just a bit early as not frozen yet.

[Dan Gerous]

"You just had to try and out do the Macdill fish strike, didn't you!"

[Buster Hyman]

Easyjet commences sponsoring Robson Green.

[NutLoose]

"Son of a beach"

[Danny42C]

"I've been wet - and I've been dry - Dry is better !" (pace Sophie Tucker ?)

[racedo]

Tell the Water Skier at the back to P*** off.

[racedo]

Easyjet lauches new Ski Season.......Water not Snow.

[Roadster280]

After an assessment of the situation, the Captain made a profound statement:

"Ah, bollox!"

[Danny42C]

"Heave the Lead" !"

[racedo]

Easyjets promise of "Getting you closer to the beach" like all marketing slogans sounded great in theory but some practical problems emerge.