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[NutLoose]

" Roger, i'll try anything once"

"Get back in, I said we will try the air start procedure, not a hair start procedure."

[CoffmanStarter]

I say BEagle old chap ... Ease back on the throttles a tad so I can grab the hose for a spot of AvGas AAR

[CoffmanStarter]

It just goes to show that there's a Loose Nut in most cockpits

[CoffmanStarter]

[ShyTorque]

"Right, almost there...once I've got my toupee off the end of the prop, you can start it up again!"

[Danny42C]

"When you said that with this headwind we might just as well get out and walk, I didn't realise you actually meant it"

[Dan Gerous]

This'll be better than the opening sequence to Goldeneye. Hoover Dam here I come.

[dfdasein]

"I told the fokkers, multiple threads are not allowed!"

[Buster Hyman]

I hate it when the rip cord breaks.

[Danny42C]

"How did I get up here ?.....Well, I was just climbing in, and this big bird came along....."

[brickhistory]

"Right, 007, now on this model we've incorporated....WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO?"

[brickhistory]

Burt didn't quite grasp the concept of a TIE fighter...

[Danny42C]

"Damn' supermarket petrol !"

[E-Spy]

Be the third man in the cockpit, the advert said....

[Buster Hyman]

Like hell I'm giving you a dollar! I didn't ask you to clean the windshield!

[Wensleydale]

LIDL own brand attempts to take market share away from Utterly Buttery.

[LurkerBelow]

Bloggs had began to realise that trying to wing walk on a high-wing monoplane has real problems - should have used the tiger moth instead.

[Surplus]

UK's long range SAR asset springs into action, observer scans the South Indian Ocean.

[squeaker]

Thank you for choosing Ryanair's rent-a-plane service.
Your prepaid engine use has expired. To add time, please swipe a credit card in the reader between cylinders 2 and 4. There is a £50 admin fee for using this facility. Happy landings!

[Danny42C]

"When we get low enough I'll jump, and hit the ground running !"