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With the new regulations now in place Gus, had to go to extreme lengths to indulge his smoking habit.
BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SUN TABLOID !!!!!!!
We have exclusive photo's showing how the pilot of MH 370 deactivated the planes transponder.
We have exclusive photo's showing how the pilot of MH 370 deactivated the planes transponder.
Would like to see how the James Bond / Indiana Jones director manages this into the opening sequence of the latest film
Multi talented wing walker is asked to perform some simple routine maintenance
So got this correct, as the brakes have failed when we land you push your boots onto the wheel to stop us?
Multi talented wing walker is asked to perform some simple routine maintenance
So got this correct, as the brakes have failed when we land you push your boots onto the wheel to stop us?
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"Nav to Captain, the pies are nearly done."
Yup you won the 10 pound bet with me, but I won the 100 pound bet with Bill that you were not dumb enough to try to hand prop the plane in flight !
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Right half man pointed at left half man who had just fallen off the other wheel.
'Oi, where's me other leg? You've had my other bloody leg away aint you, you bloody propellors, you're all the same, why don't you bugger off back to Propellorland. Coming here, nicking our legs. Bloody disgrace.'
'Oi, where's me other leg? You've had my other bloody leg away aint you, you bloody propellors, you're all the same, why don't you bugger off back to Propellorland. Coming here, nicking our legs. Bloody disgrace.'
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"I know Ryan Air are a low budget airline and I realise you do not always get a seat, but I would have thought at least we would be inside"
Avoid imitations
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Having been totally slapdash with his walk-round checks and the engine now seized solid, Bloggs knew he was probably doomed - so he decided to top the oil right up, just to confuse the AAIB.
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Checking the plugs in flight proved at least there was one bright spark on board.