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Old 18th Mar 2014, 17:27
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"I told the wife to fill it up when she went to the shops yesterday"
 
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With the new regulations now in place Gus, had to go to extreme lengths to indulge his smoking habit.
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BREAKING NEWS FROM THE SUN TABLOID !!!!!!!

We have exclusive photo's showing how the pilot of MH 370 deactivated the planes transponder.
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Ex-Sgt Ward found post-war life a bit tame...













Sgt J.A. Ward, RNZAF, VC, climbed onto a burning Wellington wing inflight and extinguised the fire
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Old 18th Mar 2014, 18:06
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Would like to see how the James Bond / Indiana Jones director manages this into the opening sequence of the latest film

Multi talented wing walker is asked to perform some simple routine maintenance

So got this correct, as the brakes have failed when we land you push your boots onto the wheel to stop us?
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Old 18th Mar 2014, 18:12
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"Nav to Captain, the pies are nearly done."
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Yup you won the 10 pound bet with me, but I won the 100 pound bet with Bill that you were not dumb enough to try to hand prop the plane in flight !
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Old 18th Mar 2014, 18:17
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Right half man pointed at left half man who had just fallen off the other wheel.


'Oi, where's me other leg? You've had my other bloody leg away aint you, you bloody propellors, you're all the same, why don't you bugger off back to Propellorland. Coming here, nicking our legs. Bloody disgrace.'
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Power + Attitude = Performance!
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"I know Ryan Air are a low budget airline and I realise you do not always get a seat, but I would have thought at least we would be inside"
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Old 18th Mar 2014, 19:32
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Prop wash.

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You're right, it has stopped!

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That's not the jump seat you idiot!
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The engine cannae take it Captain!
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OK Bloggs ... I think you are ready to go solo ... I'll step out now and you take it from here ... Don't break anything expensive!
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Obsessed with cleanliness, Van Spunkmeyer would wipe off every bug as soon as it impacted.
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The Queen's Commendation for Valuable Service in the Air goes to ...
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Old 18th Mar 2014, 21:22
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I think I must have been doing this competition too long..... it has! Never mind..

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Having been totally slapdash with his walk-round checks and the engine now seized solid, Bloggs knew he was probably doomed - so he decided to top the oil right up, just to confuse the AAIB.
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Old 18th Mar 2014, 22:04
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Capt. Ricciardo decides to adjust the fuel flow before landing, just in case the air race Nazi's decide to check...
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Checking the plugs in flight proved at least there was one bright spark on board.
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