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Old 20th Jul 2014, 23:06
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"Whaddya mean by - If it's dark and foggy when we get back we'll land on FIDO?"
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Old 21st Jul 2014, 08:41
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"No, you can lick MY balls any time, Maverick."
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Old 21st Jul 2014, 14:54
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Cave Canem.

"Cry "Havoc" - and let slip the dogs of war !"

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Old 21st Jul 2014, 16:28
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Last orders ... judging tomorrow so we can get a new pic on the go ... and I can play
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 07:36
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This new Foxhunter radar is not exactly what I was expecting.
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 11:08
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I promise you mine is this long....so long as we measure it the same way we do your tail....from the Bunghole out!
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 11:19
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"And we close the canopy and shhhhhh just like that, two lucky doggy feet to hang on our key bunches.."

"But there supposed to be rabbit feet"

"who'll know?"
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 11:21
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"Must not pee in the throttlebox...Must not pee in the throttlebox ...Must not pee in the throttlebox.....ahhhhhhhhhh"
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 11:44
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...and that's Doggy style in the Navy!
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 12:04
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'Listen, when I see you lick your balls, human, that's when you can give me advice on how to fly!"
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 12:16
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Now in Judging Mode ... back shortly with the results
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 12:36
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Well done everyone ... a most impressive set of submissions

Here are the Dogs Doodahs ...

3rd Place and winning a years supply of Worming Tablets ...

Originally Posted by ShyTorque
Of course I won the dogfight....I had Winalot for breakfast!
2nd Place and winning a Rear End Gland Expressing with Rubber Gloves ...

Originally Posted by Boudreaux Bob
Just proves the RAF does not recruit FJ Pilots based upon "Looks"!
1st Place and promotion to Chief Stud Dog ...

Originally Posted by Fox3
Flying the Boss's pooch was one thing, but only OC 23's hound insisted on being in the front seat......oh, hang on..that IS OC 23!
You are clear to ENGAGE Fox3 ... Switches definitely not to "SAFE" please

Coff.
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 14:52
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I thank you.
Following the animal theme....bear with me....
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 15:05
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"And one day you will have a strapping Welsh Guardsmans head up your butt."

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"What do you mean you'll only drink Hoffmeister"
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 15:12
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Fox3's Dad chased a few Bears in his time too!
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 15:14
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I've told you before, savour it, don't just gulp it down
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 15:16
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Drink drink more of the vodka, I've not had a woman for three years. Let me guide your paw to Mr Stiffy.
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 15:59
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"Ok the plan is you wander over dead nonchalant like, and then you huff and you puff and you blow the RSM's tent down"
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 16:03
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"No I must admit, you are the first WRAC I have seen naked"
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Old 22nd Jul 2014, 16:39
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You lot can laugh ... at least it's not a Rock Ape
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