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Old 19th Mar 2014, 00:00
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Not one for queues, Cedric prided himself on being the first to deplane.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 01:17
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In all her 87 years, Sharon had never collided with a parachutist, but this was the second one in a week for her!
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 02:45
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Hoskins was bound and determined to be ahead of the aircraft for once in his flying career!
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 03:55
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Spin it faster Hoskins, were under the glide slope!
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 04:53
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The Ukrainian drone was severely limited by the short range of it's control system, it didn't help that Putin was flying it.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 06:23
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Having recently had his aircraft washed and detailed, Walter noticed they'd missed a spot!
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 07:36
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Frank was too slow to sit down when the engine stopped...Frank hates musical chairs.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 07:50
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Early photo of the inventor of the electric starter motor.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 08:32
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Debbie slowly realised that having called out the AA to check out her engine, she had accidentally dialled the number for Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 08:57
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Frank started to realise that there was an error in his plane order when he had difficulty shaping the wood.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 09:03
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Tony Hancock insisted that Kenneth Williams carry out more rehearsals before recording the episode of his radio programme, "The Test Pilot".
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 11:06
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Scotty thought the sooner the NCC class, with warp drive, comes into service the better.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 12:13
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Ever the considerate pilot, 'Badger' would always let rip outside the cockpit when he'd been on the curry the night before.
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 12:55
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Ohhh, it says 'Prop, keep clear'
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 13:00
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They often say lose an engine on a piston twin and the other engine will take you to the crash site. On a single it's the trail of spanners..
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 13:01
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Pissed and broke... Piston broke...
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 13:08
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"Nope - it's still too windy. Maybe I should piss in the other direction."
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 13:32
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"Bugga! Now my finger's got stuck!..."
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 15:04
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Day 1 Loadmasters Training Course ... "Exploring the effect on an aircrafts CofG when loads move in-flight"
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Old 19th Mar 2014, 16:44
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"I've found the problem, it's that dodgy Coffman Starter you had fitted "

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