Excellent captions thus far, PPRuNers! I'll call tomorrow so that we can start February with a new contest. Keep 'em coming, and keep your balance while I hover over your contributions! :D

- Ed

It's the new issue to flight commanders so they can fly off the handle safely!

It's amazing the lengths some folks go just to stay off the rotorheads forum on PPRuNe.

The 9 judges of the CapComp watch as Kiltrash tries to slash up the opposition.

No, no and thrice no Simkins. That isn't what I envisaged at all. Have you seen the film Mary Poppins?

Torque about a daft design ...Mr Sikorsky

M proudly shows Ian Flemming his latest design....
M? That's a daft name init?...
Well would put your real name to something as dangerous as this?

Non military chap third from left...Yes General I can let you have 50 a month $400 bucks each if you place a order today, and just for you I'll have the lads at the factory build you a swimming pool in your house, it will be our little secret...

Why do you say it's unmanned when Hoskins is patently aboard?

Because Hoskins had an unfortunate accident with it yesterday...

This should be fun, he's going to attempt an autorotation landing

US Army mechanise nine pin bowling

Now fitted with the Acme round the waist vibrating fat reducer.

"Must be crop circle season, Frank's off again."

Officer in middle: Thanks for the demo, but I’m afraid this doesn’t meet the Army’s requirements. Maybe you could interest VFA-101.

“yes, interesting … where does the WSO sit?”

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I might have gone for: "Hold my beer while I balance this contraption on the chimney of the house in the background.", but then I'm not nearly as funny as the rest of you. Each entrant wins a whirlygig but the contrarotational Coffman Starter Trophy goes to Buster Hyman with: "Uber Eats. I have an order here for four frankfurts and a large donut." The prize is on its way, Sir; watch your step!

- Ed

Aww, cheers Ed! :ok: I'm getting hungry just thinking of it.

So many recent wins...some of you will understand but we might need to explain wins to Nutty...:}

Anyway, while I clear some space for another trophy, I might declare open house! If you have one ready to go or you've not had a win in a long time...(you're included Nutty)... then have at it! Alternatively, I will post a pic tonight AESST if nothing's up. :ok:

I thought, where is Buster? as I have four large suppositories to shove up him and a ring cushion so he can sit down afterwards, would have been better caption.. ;)

Okay, let's have a crack at ol' mate Prince Markle!


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Flat Tyre? Use the Spare!