Any old fruit cake can breach airport security these days.

The Naughty list became too real for some as Santa took a dump in the cockpit!

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The Hi Viz arctic survival suit while effective, didn't help hide the identity of the Phantom $h1tter.

Let me tell you selecting afterburner is way more pleasant for me in this ride

Another happy contestant on Pimp my Ride.

Right, where's all these lonely Military Wives ( and girlfriends ) I hear about while their men are away replacing strikers over Christmas .

The Base Children eagerly awaited Santa's arrival however were confused that his call sign was ' Slasher '

The Base Children eagerly awaited Santa's arrival however were confused as there could not possibly be enough space on his ' sleigh ' for all their presents.
Ah exclaimed Santa, I was prepared and sent them by DHL*
Ah exclaimed the commander, just had a email. Expected delivery 25th January..
* Other late delivery companies are available

If Carlsberg did super delivery service

Biden giver Zelenskky a glimpse of Christmas to come

My pronouns are Ho, Ho, and Ho.

Keep em coming, plan to call it this evening around 8pm as I'll be away from me laptop for a coupla days...

Thanks to Mrs C's lovely gift last year and the "Santa Space and Time Continuation Equation", I'll be back before I've even started this year.

When a dyslexic Air Chief Marshal issues orders for a Satan to be sent to Russia.

ATC watched in horror as the Santa and Demon 32 radar return merged

Santa letter to himself asking for a Marshmallow Toaster was granted...

Santa's real identity was finally confirmed as Treadigaph from Croydon, whose slip of the keyboard admitted he would be away for a couple of days...

Dick Dastardly returns in triumph having finally stopped that Pigeon

On a particularly low fly past of the Whitgift centre the pilot wondered how he was sat in a Grotto surrounded by snotty children yanking his Oxygen mask....