At the line of scrimmage. The San Francisco '49ers descided on a power play to get behind the Dallas Cowboys wagon train..

Well someone HAS to present MOTD....shall we draw lots? Hoskins is excused as he has to write up a 47 page report to the Insurance company. .

Can you take a message to President Zelenskky...can you scratch 1 Challenger. It'll be late on parade..

"Right. That's the dash cam buried. What next?"

When the RAC needs the RAC.

Okay, Hoskins, what happened this time.

Nothing "happened," Sir. You said there was no need to take hull-down positions.

Nutty's boss:

JAHSUS KEERYST NUTTY !

You were just supposed to help the army guys fix their coffee maker !

Sarge, you are always going on about when I say "whoa" I mean stop like right fu*king now. So you said whoa and I did exactly what you asked !

Well the motoring and weather presenters did say to avoid unnecessary journeys.....Did the Colonels Chinese take away count as " Essential " ...

Well i think that proves COVID DID affect Dominic's eyesight up here in County Durham..

Right.. so we are to attack through the Ardennes forest, smash past the lightly defended American resting area and strike for Antwerp...All clear?? Anyone see any problems with the Furthers brilliant plan..

You know this was so easy in Call of Duty, but in real life, however……..

1. BANKing on our LEAN organisational structure

They played noughts and crosses until the tank woke up from its nap.

It could be worse - there might be a photographer her...oh B*gg*r.

See, it's a simple question of getting a long enough lever and a strong enough fulcrum as close a possible to the tank...

So, next time, we all make sure Li doesn't hang his camera where it can get lodged behind the controls.

Well they did say there was a rapid turnover in this mans army.

Ok, it’s agreed, we will blame Clarkson and the slope on the bridge.