Ground floor: perfumery
Stationery and leather goods
Wigs and haberdashery
Kitchenware and food
Going up

First floor: telephones
Gents' ready-made suits
Shirts, socks, ties, hats
Underwear and shoes
Going up

Second floor: Aircraft and firemen
Scrap and broken parts
Ladders and TV crews
Going down

Well Hoskins, you've cracked the "vertical" element of the manoeuvre. It's just the "rolling" bit that needs a tad more work...

"Now Bloggs, when I said: 'Go for the landing light', that's not what I meant!"

Hoskins I know that JCB have a Dove aircraft in their factory but I don’t think this is the way they did it.

Brad should have paid more attention when studying principles of fright.

On retirement Capt Mitchell maintained his unfortunate habit of flying inverted when he wanted to see what was underneath him.

After the seventh emergency response, management was forced to consider a more conventional roof decoration.

The consequences of a night on the tiles?

"How do I pay for a flight"?

"Just put it on the slate".

"Well Hoskins, this is becoming a habit....a shark last time, wasn't it?

“Pffft, just a scratch, it’ll soon buff out. Now, back in my day we had some real crashes.”

Well, the last thing Grandpa said was "This reminds me of Midway!"

Okay Hoskins. A little less enthusiasm on the Compass swing okay?

"Red light special over on aisle 13"

Should have gone to Specsavers...

OK OK I get you millennials are different so the next time instead of saying " when you push the cows get bigger, I will say when you push the mall gets bigger"

Pull back and the cows get smaller , keep pulling and they get big again , push the foot peddle inand they get dizzy watching you tumble through the mirth

Many were unaware of the Cessna 152 Aerobat's legendary STOL characteristics.

- Ed

The Cessna Ostrich ...

Calling this so we can have a newbie for the weekend. Some great responses.

3rd jolihokistix with
Oh dear, no, not those piano keys Hoskins!

2nd Dan Gerous with
How ironic, he crashed into the aisle with the Red Bull in it.

but the one that landed just right was Wensleydale channeling John Osborne with
"Don't look back in Hanger"!!

The CST will be sent by autolanding drone.