I can't ride it, it's only got two wheels...

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It won't start - I think it's Bustered...

I say! The Royal Seat Cushion has suffered a puncture and one's derriere is ever so slightly numb...

Well that was fun. Time to go from the Apache to the SAS and I'll get a Harley.

How’s the planning going for the great escape going, Harry?

Hey up, here comes Benny

He told me he was writing a book and was looking for something to fill chapter 2

Just to prove it, the remains of the Taleban I shot are still in the saddle!

Filming starts for the new Military Action Thriller "Top Grump Megaprick" starring Ginger Wails as Tom Cruise...

'ave you told him the nearest petrol station is Bengazi?

'e muttered summat about 'e 'ad an RAC platinum card and 'e was miffed that they wouldn't come out to 'is bike...

'Apparently she got 'er title, she got 'er Netflix dosh and then told 'im on yer bike..

Who stole my stabilising wheels...

This e bike is great for the planet. Greta Meghan will be pleased ....but the power cord was a bit short

Are you Struggling your Highness? Asked the corporal....well let go of the brake lever...
( Yes I know its the clutlch ...)

On Military Maneuvers in Crosby beach, Harry finds old habits die hard..

Not quite blending in are we Sir

Archie will be looking forward to what I brought him from my travels....SA80..it has 20 ' notches ' on it. He can take it to school and show his mates.
( Only in America )

Wait and see what happens when I get this up to 88 MPH....
Gonna drop it off a cliff are we Sir??