I said DON'T pull hard on the red cable!

So you put these on, and it doubles the fuel capacity? Bugger me if those yanks aren't clever! But...why doesn't it all run out the back?

After the 9 hour delivery flight with 6 refuelling linkup the Post Flight Inspection discovered the Pilot had collected a A model....Well they all look alike to me explained the Pilot

In an effort to raise funds for the RAF, installing a balloon factory at the end of the runway was not the best option!

We're gonna need a bigger sheet of wrapping paper!

Well that's definitely fecked. Never mind always a silver lining.. Hoskins get the Reindeer and lash them to the front. Just in time for the annual flight exam..

Having retired tbe first batch of Tranche 1 they are offered to friendly countries for a knock down price,..

So cheap they can't give them away
or
Cheap as Chips

I'll judge on Saturday morning Z if ix hasn't got back from his tour before then.

Female FLM, 'You guys are wearing three maybe four different ABUs, you must the Limey Lineys I was warned about.'

"Hey chief, There's an awful lot of water behind here! I think the engines been flooded...

Talk about getting your nose out of joint!

- Ed

Hey guys, I was sent out to help the “septic tanks” wiff a service, but I’m having trouble refilling the bog tank wiff blue water.

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5 guys to fit an intake blank, my guess is you’re either USAF or you work for the council highways dept.

OK, another 200 fags and a demijohn and I reckon this hole is full - then we can move back and see what bill can fit in his panel….

Never mind Block 4, look at Blockhead up there!

"Get out of there, Santa! It's not a freakin' chimney!"

Where's Wally??
Not here, was posted to the QNLZ

You think this side is difficult? I'm trying to fit the port one with my toes!

FFS, just use some bodge tape to keep it on.

Take the cover back to the Brit you bought it off, I think it has shrunk in the wash.